number neighbor

Someone who has the same phone number as you, besides the last digit.

Greg: Hey, Karla, what's your number?

Karla: (719):558-9013

Greg: Hey! We're number neighbors! Mine's (719):588-9016.

by MrLemon333 August 6, 2009

boy what you doin in dis neighborhood?!

usually the last thing a white person visiting compton hears before he is either beaten or shot by a group of angry men.

the lesson: watch yo back in compton!

by Bloody Mary May 24, 2004

Neighborhood mom

A woman that not only takes care of her own children, but adopts the kids of everybody else living nearby. Often she is a better parent to the visiting children than their own (neglectful) parents, which is why they prefer to hang out at her house.

Make sure to slow down before you drive past the neighborhood mom's house, there's a lot of kids running around outside there.

by pauljs75 October 22, 2011

Neighbor

To force-feed a kid some grass, make him chew the dog shit off your lawn while you penetrate them anally, strip him naked in your home, and try to suck his dick with a vacuum cleaner. If his dick is ripped off within five seconds, rape him again and fire a gun next to his ear until he goes deaf. Make him down every bottle of alcohol you have and penetrate him in his eye sockets as hard as possible. Finish the act off by shoving him in a toilet and throwing shit at him while yelling slurs and insults (not that he'll hear them). Make him eat the shit afterwards, ejaculate and vomit in his mouth and on his face, shove Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass, and have everything on camera.

Neighbor your neighbors' kids for some free porn.

by Yopmail User July 3, 2023

Nose Neighbor

A moustache that keeps your nose company, generally located on the upper lip.

Laura: "Hey dude, nice nose neighbor!"

George: "Thanks, I'm growing it out for Movember. "

by SlowLoris November 11, 2010

Neighbor

A neighbor what the fuck do you expect

You:Who the fuck are you you gay piece of shit neighbor

by im a god damn ostrich October 30, 2020

Neighbor-fi

A wifi network that you connect to that is really a neighbor's. Similar to Neighbornet but is used more commonly throughout the web.

My Network was down so I went to the yard and connected to good 'ol neighbor-fi

by Im so Hi June 4, 2009