by anonymous February 7, 2025
Get the Newportmug. A city in Hampton roads where all the strangers act like they just did smoked alien crack laced with demon shit.
Guy 1: Hey dude you wanna go to Newport News ?
Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
Guy 2: Hell nah bro if I go there, they gonna steal my dog and sell it for crack
by Trashhhh9999 April 11, 2023
Get the Newport Newsmug. The act of jerking off in front of one’s friends. Typically done under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
BART: Dude you should’ve been at Peyton’s last night!
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch
FRED: Why what happened?
BART: Alex did a keg stand and started newporting on the couch
by Bitchleas__feller November 23, 2024
Get the Newportingmug. Been to Newport?
“Hey man my Uber’s here you need a ride?”
“Nah I’ll see you tomorrow, I’m feeling in a newport white right now.”
“Niceeeee”
“Nah I’ll see you tomorrow, I’m feeling in a newport white right now.”
“Niceeeee”
by Jwhull July 31, 2022
Get the Newport Whitemug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.> Newport Folk Festival FOlk Newport<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by kathred May 27, 2025
Get the Newport monkeymug. The fantastic spelling of eastside catholic thanking the town for a great twenty years of their location in newport hills.
by Fun matt June 29, 2009
Get the Newport Hiilsmug.