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Old news

Piss the other party off, by saying "Old news".
People saying "Old news" refer to the fact that they already know what you were trying to tell them.

Originated by Vexiant.
Guy 1: Yo.. check this out (sending a link)
Guy 2: Old news, bro.
Guy 1: Ahh... Fuck you!
by Vexiant March 10, 2012
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bad news

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS! *bangs gavel on podium.
by proudtobeanamerican August 22, 2014
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Faux News

Often mistakenly spelled, and pronounced, Fox News, this is a faux news channel where highly paid talking heads with highly piled hair talk in sound bites about really interesting and important world events.

What really confuses people is that it is a US news network with a French name (mispelled, of course, to further confuse those of us with only a middle school education).
"I heard it on Faux News so it must be true!"
by mama biblio techa April 28, 2011
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newbitude

Newbitude is the obvious unveiling of inexperience with a technology or concept of any kind.

The word is probably a combination of newbie and attitude, i.e., a newbitude shows a newbie attitude.
... including question marks in a search query indicates extreme newbitude -- from Dinosaur Comics, Aug 18, 2009
by davle August 19, 2009
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news barbie

Plasticized tv news announcer, usually female, most notable for their barbie-like characteristics; over-coiffed, likely botoxed, inappropriately sexy in inflatable doll sort of way. Are completely devoid of journalism skills. Sine qua non - inappropriate flirting and uncomprehending smile/perky demeanor.
Did you see the news barbie in the hurricane - her hair and face didn't move at all!
by little boo April 13, 2010
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News feeding

The act of continuously reading and scrolling down your Facebook news feed.
Friend 1: Hey what are you doing?
Friend 2: Facebook..
Friend 1: What are you doing on Facebook..?
Friend 2: News Feeding..
Friend 1: Ah..

Friend 2: Yep.
by Kronix_Ex2 February 4, 2014
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Newbury, Berkshire

A pretty dead place that once you live here you can never leave. Less of a shithole than Thatcham, but still full of depressed drug-fuelled teens and 20 somethings that live in the Mackers down Northbrook St.

The only good thing to come out of this place is Jordan Fish, Keyboardist of BMTH and the random giraffes down the A34.
What's that Newbury, Berkshire place I've heard about? Don't go there, there's a load of rabid inbred pikeys.

Oh, there's another giraffe turned up here?!
How the heck did that Giraffe get up there?!
Griffins' - Home of the Newbury Sausage
by swozzlebottom May 5, 2020
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