shitter nap

A nap taken in the company shitter during work hours.

"Dude, I was so fucking bored during that confrence call i had to go take an hour shitter nap"

by Bored Accountant January 12, 2008

Fat Nap

Any nap lasting longer than at least an hour and a half, usually taken when someone is especially tired. Usually causes confusion once awakening, but also a feeling of being well rested.

Boy, I'm so tired... I barely got any sleep last night. You bet imma take a Fat Nap when I get home.

by yikes.net January 15, 2019

dirt nap

to be dead

Where's grandma?
Taking a dirt nap.

by John March 6, 2003

sad nap

When you are so sad/depressed that you feel the need to sleep instead of dealing with your responsibilities

I have to write a huge paper, go to the bank, get groceries, and study for finals but I just want to take a sad nap.

by slutmouth666 May 19, 2015

nap it

to use a napkin

Boy: Mom, there is too much grease on my pizza!

Mom: just nap it up with a napkin...

by Rob and family October 26, 2008

Drinking Nap

The act of drinking beer while taking a nap and listening to music. Every time the song changes and your still awake, drink some beer until your eventually asleep.

why take a regular nap before a fri/sat night when you can take a drinking nap

by mikec12321 February 17, 2010

Brown Nap

Falling asleep on the toilet.

The guy in the next stall farted so loud Sandoval woke up from his brown nap.

by Jawson October 4, 2018