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Muslim Badminton

Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.
Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"

Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"

Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.

Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess
by A.D. Khaled July 10, 2015
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cave Muslim

Muslims that refuse to accept and embrace the realities of the modern age. Particularly those Muslims who believe that: voting whilst living in a western democracy is Haram, Muslim women should stay at home 24/7 and have no place in Islam and that Media participation is "un-Islamic".

Incidently all of the above beliefs are not valid in Islam.
Some cave Muslims believe that voting challenges the sovereignty of Allah.
by MPACUK.ORG September 4, 2008
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muslih

muslih is a skill issue guy most the time but behind the scene he is one of the sexiest and bussin people you will ever meet. he leave his girl for the boys all the while pulling 20 others. he just a very cutie guy
muslih bussin fr fr
by haikal_zabidi_ May 23, 2021
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Muslim

A belief that many people in fact don’t understand or take people’s words factual. Muslim and Islam is not a cult. Muslims indeed get along with Christans, which for some reason many people think other wise. Fun Fact did you know that white christans started slavery, at the time the major majority of the African population were Muslim, christans enslaved them and fourced them to practice christan beliefs. Many people believe that Muslims were responsible for 9/11 which was true however those people clearly didn’t understand islam because in Islam it is unexceptionable to kill innocent people. Here’s another fun fact Muslim is actually the second most common religion in the world, so if all Muslims were terrorists or even if it said it in the Quran (basically a Muslim Bible) this world would be doomed.
Jackson- Muslims are people who practice Islam. It is unexeptable in Islam to murder innocent people, or anyone in general unless it’s a act of self defense.
Lorenzo- Then why is Muslim shootings all over the news.
Jackson- Because Of a Muslim does anything America will make sure everyone knows there Muslim. Did you know that the majority of the school shootings in America is from White Christans?
Lorenzo- No
Jackson- See, is it was a Muslim to shoot up a school there would be so many laws put into place to ban them.
by $:7:$,$ October 16, 2018
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Secret Muslim

The new name for the band previously known as "The Presidents of the United States of America" - who's jihad on the corrupt secular charts include hits such as "Lump", "Mach 5 (kamikaze airplane)", and "Video Killed the Ramadan Star".

(Proposed but discarded alternative band name "Manchurian Candidates" seen as potentially disastrous for sales in China)
Did you hear that The Presidents of the United States of America are now Secret Muslims - I'm going to barack for them now!
by Grae June 11, 2008
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Muslim

An Allah worshiper

Many people get mixed up while trying to explain a Muslim.

Muslims are all good people except the ones that criticize and torture or kill. A real Muslim wouldn't kill for just absolutely no reason. The ones that kill aren't good Muslims. And stupid Fuchs shouldn't get it mixed up. Get it right! For example Muhammed Ali. He was a great Muslim and didn't bomb anywhere or comment on gayness. Funk outta here
Caren- eww I hate Ismail

Dran- why cause he's a Muslim

Caren- yeah duh they are killers and homophobes
(Caren is falling of a fucking building )
*Ismail saves her fucking life*
Caren and Ismail become best friends

The end
by Cutiefri_234 November 22, 2017
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Muslim

A follower of Islam.
That's basically it.
No more, no less.
The Muslim went to the mosque to pray.
by SkepticSociety June 24, 2010
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