Three Musketeers

A three digit vaginal or anal fingerbang.

Tony was getting bored with the twix he was performing on Lee's asspipe, so he turned her over and went Three Musketeers on her sorry, Zamboni-like stank trench.

by Bigbear Goldstein January 30, 2008

musket plunging

Insertion of fist in a fast pumping motion, into a wide set vagina. "Plunger" should be crouched on one knee, in front of "Plungee". Usually takes place outdoors, lake front is preferable.

"Yo, I was walking by the lake and saw the lady gettin' her a musket plunging. Whack."

by Sariah May 25, 2008

Mucket

Slang term for a "merkin" which is defined as false hair for the female pudenda, or a pubic wig. Dating back to the 1450s where prostitutes would shave their pubes to avoid pubic crabs.

The mucket is now obsolete because females prefer the shaved, pre-pubescent look.

by Kirby Muckett February 27, 2011

Three Musketeers

Three males beat their boners, on to one individuals head. Can either be a sexually pleasurable act or an act of punishment

John: Hey did you guys give me a Three Musketeers last night?

Tim: Yeah because you were being a douche.

John: That explains alot.

by Big Red 7878 March 14, 2011

Cum Musket

Euphemism for the male sexual organ, typically used by men bragging about sexual conquests.

She was diggin it all right, all night long. She finally begged me to fire a few rounds out of the old cum musket.

by Jamie's got a gun January 8, 2007

muckett

see chode and taint

Dude, you gotta hairy muckett!

by Alex wilbur July 4, 2003

Dutch Musket

During Anal sex, when you're about to cum, you pull out to shoot. But a little nugget of impacted poop is blocking your urethra.

So finally you blow and the nugget shoots out like a musket ball followed by warm spray.

Last Night, Grace let me in her back door. When it came time to unholster my dick, I pulled out and fired a Dutch Musket at her head!

by SharkFighter October 28, 2013