muggles

people who cannot match your level of thoughts or simply the people who are not like you

I think I am surrounded by muggles

by anonymous September 24, 2022

Sofa Mugged

vb (intr, adverb) to regain consciousness in your living room usually disoriented, with dry mouth, headache, pains in the neck and body joints. Quite often you will be missing your pants, as well as the last few hours. Commonly the last thing you remember is sitting down to have a coffee or to watch the end of a TV show.

I sat down to read the paper... The next thing I know its evening. I am really cold. I have this pounding headache, and I have this terrible pain in my neck.

I couldn't believe it, I totally got sofa mugged.

by Apec June 28, 2011

cock muggler

A gay slur for somebody who likes to get slapped in the face with two or more cocks at the same time

I had a dream I was a cock muggler.
I heard that Hayden Johnson kid was a cock muggler.

by Gina5493 September 20, 2016

cake muggles

Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.

This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!

by Buttercream queen August 30, 2018

I mugged this Mug

You mugged a mug. Congrats.

Jim: "Dude, did you buy that mug?"
Tony: "Nah dude, I mugged this mug."

by We will miss Numberblocks... January 3, 2021

Hug-mugged

Accosted suddenly by a hug without any consideration of consent.

I got exposed to Covid when I was hug-mugged upon encountering my friend.

by Seashell 808 October 8, 2022

Mean-girl mugged

A social attack meant to: oppress, despirit, embarrass, confuse, and destroy the target person's confidence; it's a mind-fuck. This attack is done usually by a teenage girl, or girl in her early 20's. This is a subclass of gaslighting and troll attacks.

The attack can be complex; it involves the girl talking to her target (the mark) using any mixture of bullshit, like:

1. Portraying/acting out a sarcastic character with an altered voice

2. While obnoxiously taking a contrarian position to something obviously opposite in the discussion. Basically, two-face shit

3. And using a series of gas-lighting techniques-- or blatant lying-- to weaken confidence (e.g. "Stopp. Read the room. No one thinks your funny"--when really the exact opposite is true)

4. Fake-complimenting the target (i.e. only to tell them they look like absolute shit, say, ten seconds later)

5. Feigning interest in the target's life only to lead them down a road of sudden and precise personal insults (i.e. ..so much for sharing your traumatic life events with someone)

Once the target buys into the attacker's positive advances (i.e. the trigger point)-- the attacker will switch their personality (and position). Then, attack the target by saying the opposite of all the positive shit they said before-- this can include lying, gaslighting; the goal is to do all the emotional damage. This process can vary, be complex, drawn-out (or short), and repeated over and over again to the attacker's fucked up satisfaction.

Attacker Girl: "ohhh I REALLY like your hairrrr....... it's like my friends hair; except theirs is soft, silky, isn't greasy, doesn't have dandruff and split ends, and isnt all static-y, and actually smells goood..."

Targeted Girl: (....Fuck... I just got mean-girl mugged...)

by eww_its_greg October 3, 2023