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Custard Mitten

A cheese substitute founded by the Kraft family. Often included as dry powder in a box of pasta. A custard mitten is the term used for the leftover residue of tapioca gelatin that dries overnight inside a whore's vagina. Proteins are introduced and the mitten is pasteurized by General Custard. In the morning after the Custard's delivery, the mitten walls are scraped by the Kraft employees (like Keebler elves) to collect the flaky dry cheese powder alternative to be re-sold into Kraft grocery products.
"General Custard, I'm fucking hungry. Get your fingers out of the founding fathers, wipe my wife's ass off your glasses and get the fuck into the kitchen to whip me up a delightful custard mitten. You'll find my daughter waiting in the kitchen for your delivery."
by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018
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Jiggly Mitten

Pronounced: Jiggly MEE-tshen

Definition: similar to "wet blanket." Specifically describes one who is difficult to travel with.
"I suggested we change our dinner reservations to meet our new male friends at the club, but Sally was a Jiggly Mitten and refused to cancel the reservation."
by RevelationOn34th February 3, 2012
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Mitten State

One of the official designations for the State of Michigan - which has the Lower Peninsula which directly resembles a mitten and the Upper Peninsula, which is referred to as "Michigan's Upper Hand."
The state of Michigan which is shaped like a mitten, thus "Mitten State."
by ProMich December 14, 2011
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cheesy mittens

Did you hear that hoe lasagna gave orangejello cheesy mittens
by kirk lazarus April 23, 2015
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meat mitten

woman's genitalia creating warming hand garment (cf: snatch)
gis a look at yer meat mitten
by Kirst December 24, 2003
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Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.
I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens
by flashh July 10, 2010
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