kicking mittens

The act of smoking weed or wanting to smoke weed.

"Let's go kick some mittens."

"Hold on im kicking mittens."

by M-T-Byr-ne November 20, 2006

sweater mittens

breasts, generally of the smaller variety

Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.

by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009

fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.

I gave Suzy "Fuzzy Mittens"

by Damien July 17, 2003

zinc mittens

A heavy metallic hand garment often mistaken for hooves (but they ain't)

he's wearing zinc mittens, He thinks their hooves but they ain't

by McScruff March 10, 2008

Lung Mittens

Boobs

She's got a sloppy mutton, but her fantastic lung mittens make up for the deficiency.

by Otis Choadus July 9, 2010

Ass mittens

Mittens that are designed to be worn on the rear rather than hands.

Ben- My ass is so cold.
Taylor- Here, I made you some ass mittens!

by Jae1716 February 14, 2006

dick mittens

A girl that you would only have sex with for the purpose of keeping your dick warm. She is highly unattractive and if confronted by friends you will deny anything happened at all costs. She is so gross that you regret your decision during the act. Having sex with a dick mittens is highly regrettable and is the only category of girl that you never admit to under any circumstances.

"I would never do that chick man, she's a total dick mittens."

by fatpenguins52 May 12, 2009