merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!

by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017

merkelismus

Merkelismus is a form of government that is characterized by:
1. Lack of opposition
2. A Führer of sorts called "Angela Merkel"
3. A forced "welcome culture" that has never been approved by the population, i.e. a replacement migration that will essentially wipe out native Germans and other Europeans.

This government is just another manifestation of the Merkelismus

by K.C.theOG September 1, 2017

merkelfeiny

A person that only comes around uninvited and intrudes in a group function/outing with hopes to steal the attention/product

Group: this cookout is bout to be off the chain

Intruder: man I'm just here to drink all the free beer

Group: man who invited the merkelfeiny

by hAirUpThere October 12, 2017

merked

someone who is really high or gets destroyed

wow he got merked by that truck or wow I'm merked right now

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018

Merked

To die on fortnite. Or to be completely outplayed and appear to be shit at the game and be shat on by opposing players.

Yo ugly ass just got merked. Bitch ass

by Cheesyburgerit0 add me on xbox June 20, 2018

Merkeling

'Merkeling' is an activity that was developed in the middle of the night in Germany. That's where it got it's name from.

It is all about shouting a politicians name at someone, which will cause that this person is scared, jumps back or screams.

Some will say it is just because the shouting, that people are scared, but this is not true - it's mainly because of the politicians.

1) Hey buddy, have you heard about this new thing called 'Merkeling'? - We should definitely try it out!

2) I've been waiting here the entire time to 'merkel' you!

3) MERKEL!!!

4) PUTIN!!!

5) TRUMP

by Xatoric August 2, 2018

Merked

Owned/ ruled

You got merked by lil T, now you're getting merked by me

by sugaredweetalix August 25, 2019