jesse mcCartney

a faggot who has brought me && my bro to agree on something--
HE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY RIDDICULOUS!
me && my brother mock his every time his gay add is on tv.
in his "beautiful soul" video clip, he;s fuking fridgid!!
he doesnt kiss her when he;s in the pool with her! HE FUCKING HUGS HER!!
HE;S A FRIDGID ASS WHO CANT SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me && my bro: RIGHT WHERE YOU WOONT MEH!
me: hehe fucking sounds like him too
kevin: jesse mccartney;s a fucking ass!
me: even when his voice is altered
kevin: DIE BITCH!
me: he;s fridgid too!

by Morreh October 5, 2006

Paul McCartney

An overbearing idiot who likes to come to Canada and lay on an ice floe petting a seal pup until the thing becomes so pissed it snaps at the ex-beatle and wife Heather.

1: "Did you see Paul McCartney in the newspaper?"
2: "Yeah the seal tried to bite his ugly head off."
1: "Hahahahaha"

by katieee-xo April 17, 2006

jesse mccartney

17year old boy whos eyes seem to wander towards his bald guitarest dori. MAsterd kissy faces, and the skillfull art of palities..
thnx POJ!

jesse mccartney is the fastest thing i can type on my computer

by LOSERS IN A BASEMENT December 21, 2004

paul mccartney

Played bass in the most publified Beatles and did not play with his back turned and did play it upside down when playing a right handed bass. Becuz in those days the Beatles were poor and could only afford what they could. So McCartney used a right handed bass sometimes. Stu Sutcliffe is the former bass player of the Beatles and he played with his back to the audience cuz he sucked and didn't want to get embarrassed.

"You saw Paul McCartney the egotistical, bass player of the Beatles ?"

by Speek iZZy July 19, 2005

Jesse McCartney

He is friends with the guy in his music video who appears from behind the fence... who happens to b way cuter, coz he is a brunette and a bit older.

umm... jesse topless is yummy!!!!!! Gets me hard everytime!!!

by CoRzA April 5, 2005

Paul McCartney

The REAL Paul McCartney was a beautiful, talented singer,songwriter,bass player pre 66...then along came billy shears to replace him from Sgt pepper album . john Lennon loved the REAL Paul McCartney not the arrogant git that pretends to be Paul McCartney today.

Pre 1966 Paul McCartney was a dream boat whom john Lennon adored....

by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 28, 2019

Paul McCartney

An amazing guy who wrote some good (though trite) songs.

Paul McCartney is the cute one of the Beatles.

by Liza Harmon January 15, 2004