matted

when a coworker named matt drops a project on you close to 5 o'clock extending your fucking day by hours

Dude, couldn't make it to your party cuz I got fucken matted.

by MasterChief_LolLolLolLol February 3, 2009

matty whittled

when your gamerscore on xbox 360 is reset by microsoft

microsoft reset my gamerscore the other day said billy, you've been matty whittled said matthew

by bag of crabs October 29, 2010

matty

Another term New Yorkers use for anal sex.

I had a nice matty the other night.

by New Yorker lol November 10, 2011

Matted

to get analed.

anal penetration

Lylee: Dude you got Matted
Andy: F!@#

by Phroxzon December 8, 2011

Matty Matty the Big Daddy

Matt is a sometimes nice boy when its not the homecoming night. He spends most of his time creeping on facebook. He has a special liking towards freshmen girls and inappropriate crushes on most boys.

Despite this, he is very handsome and can pull off almost any haircut. Whether it be bald or mohawked, the big daddy is always looking fresh.
His favorite past time (besides facebook creeping) is being with Danielle because he loves her taste in tv shows and doesn't smell bad like the rest of his friends. Matt is a sure stud and a definite keeper as long as its not homecoming.

"how did Matt get that nickname?"-Danielle
"let's just say they dont call him matty matty the BIG daddy for nothing"-Caroline

by DV-Dubs November 15, 2010

Matty T

A fuckin weird cunt but honestly a fuckin legend. He would even suck u off if u need it desperately

Person 1: hey man can u help me I’m horny
Person2: yeah no worries *gulp gulp gulp*
Person 3: Thanks! Ur a real Matty T!

by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

MattyBRaps

An unproblematic artist on YouTube who enjoys creating original songs and doesn’t need other youtubers to receive clout from

I love MattyBRaps, he is so original.

by Legitmorris January 1, 2019