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Matilda

EWWW get braces buddy and try to get ur own personality. Pack it up with ur flip phone
Person: "AhHHHHH Matildas teeth look like horse teeth run she looks like shes a character on "Nightmare on elm street"
Other person: "IKKKKK RUNN"
by Storrac2424 November 14, 2020
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Mathilde

Mathilde is a amazing person. She is sexy and attractive. She is good in everything she try’s. Mathilde has a rich family and gets all she want. If your a boy you gonna fall in love in the first moment you see her big af ass and here’s melons. Most likely you can’t get a good relationship with her because all the boys are in love with her.😚
“Ohh mathilde is so sexy!”
“Have Mathilde a new boyfriend we broke up yesterday
“Mathilde is mine”
by Puselus1234 July 5, 2020
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Matilda

This girl will ruin your life, if you see a Matilda, RUN AWAY, she is brutally mean and think she’s always right. Be careful
Are you friends with a Matilda? Leave her before you get hurt
by Onlyspeakthetruthgirl December 16, 2019
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Matilda

Either a makeup loving bodybuilder or a hardcore butch lesbian.

Matilda is nice until you really get to know her which may take approximately 36 years. However when you get to know her for real there’s a high chance of either knowing a smol bean who needs food, sleep and hoodies or you’ll get a maniac with the darkest humour that no one can exceed.
Beware, you cannot escape Matilda. She will always find you with the power of anime.
Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)

Matilda *slowly turning into a smol adorable human bean*: gIVE ME FOOD AND HOODIES

(Alternative universe)

Person: Matilda I’ve known you for 36 years now :)

Matilda *nails growing sharp and eyes turning red while holding a knife*: this knife can’t kill you more times than You’re going to anyway but I’ll kill you another day *tsundere laugh*
by Some person yote January 7, 2019
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matilda

matila is one half of a guy called armando she has the most beautiful eyes in the world and the warmest hug the boy who has matilde for himself has the world
matilda its beautiful girl
by a5m5 November 10, 2019
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Matilda Blixt

A swedish celebirty that is mostly know for being the most perfect girl ever!
- Who should be president?
- Matilda Blixt of course!
by lunisen November 30, 2021
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MatildaMitchell

MatildaMitchell is a black monkey that is native to A jungle ,zoo, a cage and on a field. This type of monkey loves kfc, watermelon, and chicken. MatildaMitchell gets payed 20c a month when she works on a field. Any back chatiing from her i wipe her like a dog
MatildaMitchell get back in your cage nigga
by Mega Monkey Slayer March 5, 2023
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