malurtle

A combination of the Goat Malette and Tubbs favorite animal a turtle

Look at malurtle man!

by Men/Women April 1, 2020

Malual

big daddy long shlong

ayo is that malual he got a long shlong that means his big daddy uuuuuh

by snsgvrwiu3jewfsdf August 14, 2021

malude

becoming very ugly over a short period of time.

"bro what happend to big jay?"
"idk bro he used to get so many grls n be good at sports"
"yea zins, he got fucken malude"
"ew"

by d vengeance October 8, 2006

Malusi

a very nice and outgoing person, usually religious. Cares about their friends and family more than anything (except god) plays at least 2 instruments and has a passion for theatre. also may be interested in under water sports such as scuba diving.

man that mass was great! did you see Malusi shred on the drums!?

by phil15360 February 24, 2010

Pulling a Maluma

Pulling a Maluma is the act of deep throating like a champ. The term originates from the Maluma and Ricky Martin sex tape. Maluma performs oral sex with exceptional skill. He does not seem to need to come up for air, leaving viewers wondering if there is some sort of nose breathing technique we need to work on. Additionally, he is able to execute fully on his technique while duely making sexy eyes for the camera.

Wow, papi !! You are the best !! How about I thank you by Pulling a Maluma tonight !?!?

by ChiKarin June 23, 2017

Pussy Marauder

A man who absolutely loves hittin` pussy of all colours and creeds, and doesn`t give a flying fuck about the dangers or consequences. A certified connoisseur of cunt with the scalps on his bedpost to prove it. Defining characteristics of a Pussy Marauder are: Various girl`s pubic hairs collected in jars or stuck to scotch tape (mementoes), and or an impressive collection of videos of his gullibe conquests bedroom gymnastics on his lengendary workbench.

Paul: "Are you sure John isn`t a faggot?"
George: "Fuck No! He`s a Pussy Marauder! He`s fucked more bitches, than you`ve had hot dinners!"

by Shannon Coles. November 29, 2007

south of the border trouser marauder

An uphill gardener, a shirt lifter, poo poker, matress grabber, marmite munching chocolate tobogannist todger trampolinist, who's light on his feet.

Dave may be in the rugger club but I still reckon he's a south of the border trouser marauder by the way he shouts 'chase me chase me' when he's got the ball

by butt weasel September 1, 2003