marinatin

chillen to the max

1:what are you doing rightn now?
2:marinatin

by chargers October 9, 2003

Royal Marines

The Amphibious Fighting Force of the United Kingdom.
Created in 1664 now amongst the top two Regiments of the United Kingdom (the other being its rival the Parachute Regiment). Far superior to the US Marine Corps, in that they are Commandos, having completed 32 Weeks of basic training, with a 30 Mile Speed march in 8 Hours (7 Hours for Officers) and other tests of physical endurance.
They come under the command of the Royal Navy, and have in their history been rewarded with 10 Victoria Crosses.

Nicolaivich got the definition of the Royal Marines quite wrong.

The Royal Marines were originally called the Duke of York and Albany's Maritime Regiment of Foot.

by The British Officer May 24, 2007

Giving birth to a Marine

To take an huge crap, the kind that makes your legs shake.

Andy: "Hey Bill, you in the toilet?"
Bill: "Yea, Im giving birth to a Marine."
Andy: "I thought I heard you screaming!" "Need some stitches???"

by Frainslug December 28, 2005

Testicle Marionette

The act of having your testicles controlled by someone else. (Like a wife, generally stored in her purse) While the said testicles are in the other persons possession, they are fitted for a harness which is placed around the finger tips of the testicle possessor and made to dance around.

Jeremiah was in a real bind. He got drunk last night and woke his wife up at 4am now she has a testicle marionette

by ta4877 November 11, 2009

Hallway Marine

Those kids in school that wear camouflage 24/7 and feign military knowledge.

Common Traits include:
-Constantly bragging about how they're going to enlist
-Excessive playing of Call of Duty or Battlefield
-Brings Airsoft guns and pocket knives to school
-When talking about weaponry they use names from COD i.e KAP-40, Olympia
-Overly patriotic and a borderline warmonger

Hallway Marine: My grandpa killed 50 Nazis with a Death Machine in WWII!
Normal Person: It's called an M134 and it wasn't in service until 20 years after WWII.

by AcneAndAnthrax October 20, 2014

Marine Corps Drill Instructor

Hard-bitten, short-tempered, deep-voiced, screaming, seemingly-psychotic, unpatronizing, impatient, deeply-devoted and fully-dedicated Marine NCO who must work his magic on Momma's Boy --- who possesses eighteen years of cumulative selfishness and "Me-ism" --- in order to begin the makings of a disciplined Marine who will stand and fight when every inborn instinct tells him to run, and who, himself, will one day be a Drill Instructor to whom other youngsters "surrender body and spirit to harsh instructors and receive a soul."

The recruit went into the duty and stated, "This recruit was lied to by his recruiter, he was told he could go back home if he didn't like it here". The Marine Corps Drill Instructor replied "I don't give a fuck what your recruiter said, the only way your getting off my Depot is to walk across that parade deck on graduation day, or get dragged out of this bitch in a bodybag".

by Dirty Delta Kill Hat August 8, 2009

marines

A branch of the United States military, usually the first to be deployed in any given military situation.

People who diss the Marines are usually so pathetic that they could never be one themselves even if they wanted to.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 May 10, 2005