MAGOO

Just as the good hearted but visually impaired cartoon character Mr. Magoo, someone who is blind to reality yet imagines they're managing life just fine.

My brother and I do not agree on the evidence; we don't see things the same way. I'm not pointing fingers, but one of us is a MAGOO.

by Omar O. Ungh August 13, 2025

coo coo magoo

Crazy fucktard with little or no brain cells. Noun to describe a little crazy ass sucking bitch. First used by Roseanne Barr on the sitcom show RoseAnne

Barak Obama is a coo coo magoo

by kikikooldp December 18, 2013

magooing

When at a social event and somebodys doing fuck all and just chatting away and getting nothing done

Lets ask mummy if we can go home now . Ffs nvm shes off on another wee magoo.magooing

by not ruairi April 24, 2019

The Magoo effect

The clumsiness that results from wearing glasses that leave an area of peripheral vision out of focus or unseen. It may also cause slight vertigo.

I tripped over the damn cat this morning, due to the Magoo Effect of my new specticles.

by chromerzoner November 27, 2011

whoose magoo

It is the person that makes the mistake that you have to correct or make right.

I had to correct a mistake a whoose magoo made attempting to fix a hole in the wall.

by Pearly sweet cake January 6, 2020

Sloppy magoo

The act of gaping a man's asshole open and shitting inside of it. The male proceeds to ejaculate, piss, shit, vomit and spit in the gaping asshole. The partner then eats the concoction.

"That sloppy magooo tasted wonderful."

by Ascended manhole January 15, 2022

Blue Magoo

When your the first person to shit in a porta-potty and the blue liquid in the bowl splashes up and hits your anus.

Son, the porta-potty cleaner was just here. Throw some toilet paper in the water so you don't get a blue magoo.

Man, I just got a blue magoo. Fresh and clean!

by Rivada June 1, 2025