The Magoo effect

The clumsiness that results from wearing glasses that leave an area of peripheral vision out of focus or unseen. It may also cause slight vertigo.

I tripped over the damn cat this morning, due to the Magoo Effect of my new specticles.

by chromerzoner November 27, 2011

magooing

When at a social event and somebodys doing fuck all and just chatting away and getting nothing done

Lets ask mummy if we can go home now . Ffs nvm shes off on another wee magoo.magooing

by not ruairi April 24, 2019

Mr. Magoo

It is when you have to take a shit and on your way to the bathroom the head of the shit peaks out your ass. My the time you get to the toilet the whole head is trying to poke a hole in your underwear.

Mr. Magoo is peaking his head out of got to go.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Butterscotch MAGOO

Butterscotch MAGOO when two homosexuals rub their anuses together until it creates a milky substance.

Me and my boyfriend are gonna Butterscotch MAGOO each other, tonight.

by Unitato the super shero 826291 November 17, 2017

Magooing

Aimless activity often without result

"not sure when they will be here, they are busy magooing"

by Stryker_852 January 9, 2021

Magoo

some moron on twitter who play Lucas in smash ultimate and likes pyra too much

"Magoo is the self-proclaimed #1 Pyra Simp"

by MagooSSB November 2, 2020

Foggy Magoo

When someone fumbles around looking for anything to wipe with after you ejaculate on their face and it covers their eyes.

I gave my girl such a foggy magoo she nearly knocked herself out on the bathroom door trying to get a towel

by Powerdaddy75 January 8, 2019