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Mountain Running

The act of choosing the most direct route down a mountain - not on the set trail - then proceeding to run down it at high speeds.

*It is an extremely dangerous practice that should only be performed by trained professionals and may result in serious injury or death.

The concept is simple:
Get yourself to the peak of a mountain by any means necessary, throw all caution to the wind, and hurtle yourself down the mountain like you have nothing to lose (when in reality you have everything to lose). Your insanity will either bring you feelings of accomplishment and exhileration, or feelings of throbbing legs, gasping for breath, and pain in various regions of the body.

100% chance of catching a well earned case of "Potty Mouth"

Invetned at the peak of Mayflower Gulch, Summit County, Colorado on August 12, 2010. When two hikers realized they had only 10 minutes to reach the meadow below where their family was waiting, they had to improvise. It took them 45 minutes to hike to the summit...they made it down in 9 minutes and 20 seconds.
Hiker A: "Oh s#;t! We only have 10 minutes to get down this mountain!"
Hiker B: "Looks like it's time for some Mountain Running!"

When one is in need of reaching the base of a mountain in an unreasonably short amount of time, it may become necessary to take part in Mountain Running.

Mountain Holler 

For people who love life ONLY. A great alternative to a soda drink. Mountain Dew is over reated- if you love life, drink Mountain Holler
Mountain Holler is for people who love life!

Mountain Home High School 

Teeming cesspool of idiocy in Mountain Home, AR. Populated almost entirely by nerds, douchebags, bros, skanks, and kids that want to be METAL (!!!). Approximately 95% of the teaching faculty is made up of washed up, balding coaches who don't actually understand most words, complex sentences, or even the idea of books themselves.
"Hey Mountain Home High School bro, let's rub assholes!"
-Kord Stufflebeam

"Fresh idea, bro!"
-Coach S

mountain lightning 

An off brand mountain dew. Made by Sam's Choice, which is usually found at walmart. Priced at $1.97 for a 12 pack.
Hey, that mountain lightning is cheap. Let's get it!

Mountain Money 

The main "currency" carried when camping, hunting, or traveling to any remote location. Commonly mis-pronounced as 'toilet paper', mountain money is a vital part of any enjoyable outdoor vacation. (unless of course you enjoy fecal matter dripping out of your pants, and stinking like a turd)

Measured in rolls, one should always take at least two when going on any expedition.

Note: Paper towels are a poor and unexcuseable substitute for mountain money.
Camping Scenario 1:

Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Sure, there is some in the back of the truck...don't forget the shovel."

Camping Scenario 2:

Jim: "Hey, you bring any toilet paper?"
Bob: "You mean mountain money?"
Jim: "Yeah, whatever, do you have any?"
Bob: "Oh shit! I forgot to bring some!"
Jim: "We're screwed."
Mountain Money by Real NoName March 7, 2010

Mountain Dew 

Hera: would you like something to drink, honey?
Zeus: more mountain dew, bitch.


Mountain Dew by Gulliver Foyle III January 22, 2009