Morning 2X4

An extreme case of morning wood, where the guy wakes up in the middle of a wet dream and didn't dream climax. Resulting in waking up with blue balls and an urge to fuck the nearest thing in sight.

Tedd: Man today was a rough morning.. Byron: Why? Tedd: I woke up with morning 2X4 today. Byron: Owch, must've sucked Tedd: Yeah. Good thing Shannon was there to relieve me.

by Xero _ Manifest December 7, 2010

Morning Wood

The erection that men will have in the morning, just after they wake up. It's the way a mans body says "Wake up, or I will annoy the shit out of you."

Person: "Well, you're awake early."
Man:"I had to wake up because my morning wood wouldn't let me go back to sleep.."

by IInSSyNc February 27, 2014

The Morning Afters

Something a guy experiences for a few days after making out/hooking up with a girl. While infected with the morning afters, the guy will ignore the girl in question for fear of awkward conversation. This could last for weeks.

Girl 1: Me and rick made out at that party the other night
Girl 2: Awesome!
Girl 1: Yeah, but he won't answer my texts. I think he's got the morning afters!
Girl 2: That is terrible!

by ricky bobby 68 September 14, 2009

Morning Beers

Beers left over from a nites drinking that are drank in the morning after

"Hey Karl.. any morning beers left?"

by Gerald Fawcett March 18, 2008

morning boner

when you get a boner in the morning, and you dont know why, its just standing tall and strong!

by tittyT December 1, 2002

Power Morning Fart

The extremely powerful and loud fart one generates after waking up in the morning. It can happen either in bed, or while taking the morning pee. When it happens its extremely satisfying and personally amusing and is usually followed with a "WHOA!". Normally there is no smell, only hang time. When done in while taking a shit you can see the toilet water part or ripple.

Dude Matt, I ripped a power morning fart so powerful that it blew out my house windows and made the cat shit it's pants!

by Berrett February 25, 2008

Morning Mouth

When waking up in the morning and your mouth is completely dry and smells bad

ex.1 DAMN! Carlos you have some morning mouth .
ex.2 Man i woke up with morning mouth i really needa brush my teeth.

by ELEAZAR! and carlos December 27, 2008