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Melissa Mendoza

holy!!! that girl looks like a melissa mendoza!
by Curtis Szjada October 10, 2008
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Melissa

She's so fucking beautiful, she's at least an 8/10, she is cluelessly getting boys to fall for her. Her booty is JUICY, her body is a killer. She likes boys that are insecure and broken because she wants to help them out. She's hurt but she doesn't trust ANYONE with her heart, so if you do; boy your special. Melissa's could be a bit of a fuck girl but that's because of the things she's gone through, she doesn't know her emotion at the moment as life's tough asf for her. She's such a positive person on the outside and wild never fail on making someone laugh and at the end of the day she spreads so much love. She's so fucking beautiful inside and out. Get yourself a MELISSA!
"Describe Melissa,"
"SHE HAS A BATTY, SHE'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL AND IS HILARRRRRIOUSSS!"
by The Truth Teller Max June 7, 2018
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Melissa H.

The one girl that I hope I never lose, the one person that will be by my side day and night, and when I need her, she will be there for me. She's the person that no matter what happens, she will stick by my side.

She is truly an amazing wife and someone who tells me that she loves me everyday and always puts a smile on my face no matter what mood I am in. I love her more than anyone can imagine, and I love when she falls asleep in my arms. Most of all, she is my wife, and no matter what I know I will spend the rest of my life with her. <3
by SilverArcana February 25, 2013
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Mellisa

A Mellisa's beauty is inconceivable. The last man to lay eyes on her was Stevie Wonder.

A Mellisa does not get frost bite. She bites frost.

If a Mellisa is late- time better slow down.

Should you ever come across a Mellisa give her a compliment. Just kidding, she wont be surprised- a Mellisa hears thoughts.
dam thats mellisa fine
by lukethighwalker87 February 23, 2010
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Melissa Kosick

A sexy girl whos got big boobs and a nice ass.
by Cody Z. December 15, 2008
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Melissa

A super cool chick who has awesome hair. She also has great purses. Always makes people laugh.
*Melissa walks in*
Person: *stares at Melisssa's purse*
Melissa: Um, Person, do you work at American Airlines?
Person: What? No.
Melissa: Then why are you checking my bag?*Flips shiney hair over shoulder*
*Everyone laughs*
by blonde_is_better March 29, 2009
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Melissa

super sweet, nice, kind, religious, girl that can let her emotions run wild sometimes ), and has a tendency to like guys who don't deserve her.
Melissa: (being super amazing) Hello!
Guy: Heeyyyy
Mel: you're kind of cool ^^
Guy (totally lying) Yeah I know... Imma go now
Mel: :( (Totally should be sad, he's a douche)
by Flustered Vampire December 14, 2010
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