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Is his/her pubic hair the same color as his facial hair (eyebrows, eyelashes, side burns, mustache, beard)?
Hey, you've seen Christine, right.
Yeah, why
Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?
No, but the carpet matches the curtains
Oh, thanks.
curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,
welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair
Yeah, why
Um, well, does the carpet match the blinds?
No, but the carpet matches the curtains
Oh, thanks.
curtains: hair on head
upholstery: leg and arm hair
linens: back, chest, and tummy hair,
welcome mat: foot hair
cushions: butt hair
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Get the Your curtains don't match your carpet mug.A player in Gears of War who gets online around 11am and plays Execution on Canals until around 12pm Midnight.
If the player just HAPPENS to play a ranked match, all he does is grabs the Sniper and blindfires at the enemy.
If an All-Star does not get the Sniper in time, he usually quits.
All-Stars like to brag about their subs on YouTube and who is on their friends list.
All-Stars are cocky because they seem to think they're famous with their meaningless, made-up clans that people pay to get into.
Recently, A large amount of All-Stars have been reported to quit GoW for Mw2 in hopes of a new fun. These people usually come back to GoW within 2-5 days.
A lot of All-Stars claim to have original gamertags even though it's the complete opposite.
A lot of All-Stars think its cool to have Juniors, Minis, Lils, and Misses of themselves.
Juniors are just a bunch of sad little kids trying to get "known".
An All-Star is easy to spot. They will usually have an "MLG" gamertag, and a tricked-out bio.
All-Stars favorite words and phrases are:
Random, Fake, Hater, Dick rider, Get lucky, Get raped, I'm not trying, Get carried, Get pooped on, etc.
A notable All-Star is a player named "ITS MiLkBoNe"
He has over 500 videos on YouTube of JUST 1v1's, 2v2's, and 3v3's.
He is one who has claimed to quit GoW only to come back within a few days.
He is the leader of the clan, ITS.
He lives under middle bridge on Canals.
His clan members live in other various parts of Canals.
If the player just HAPPENS to play a ranked match, all he does is grabs the Sniper and blindfires at the enemy.
If an All-Star does not get the Sniper in time, he usually quits.
All-Stars like to brag about their subs on YouTube and who is on their friends list.
All-Stars are cocky because they seem to think they're famous with their meaningless, made-up clans that people pay to get into.
Recently, A large amount of All-Stars have been reported to quit GoW for Mw2 in hopes of a new fun. These people usually come back to GoW within 2-5 days.
A lot of All-Stars claim to have original gamertags even though it's the complete opposite.
A lot of All-Stars think its cool to have Juniors, Minis, Lils, and Misses of themselves.
Juniors are just a bunch of sad little kids trying to get "known".
An All-Star is easy to spot. They will usually have an "MLG" gamertag, and a tricked-out bio.
All-Stars favorite words and phrases are:
Random, Fake, Hater, Dick rider, Get lucky, Get raped, I'm not trying, Get carried, Get pooped on, etc.
A notable All-Star is a player named "ITS MiLkBoNe"
He has over 500 videos on YouTube of JUST 1v1's, 2v2's, and 3v3's.
He is one who has claimed to quit GoW only to come back within a few days.
He is the leader of the clan, ITS.
He lives under middle bridge on Canals.
His clan members live in other various parts of Canals.
ITS BLeeZyy IIx: Ayy, who's this randy pandy?
BLaacKeN: Your cool, Sniper match All-Star.
ITS BLeeZyy IIx: Hop off ma dick, kid!
BLaacKeN: You started talking to me, retard.
*round starts*
*Bleezy takes an 11th bullet Superman to the dome*
"ITS BLeeZyy IIx has left the game"
BLaacKeN: Your cool, Sniper match All-Star.
ITS BLeeZyy IIx: Hop off ma dick, kid!
BLaacKeN: You started talking to me, retard.
*round starts*
*Bleezy takes an 11th bullet Superman to the dome*
"ITS BLeeZyy IIx has left the game"
by BLaacKeN March 17, 2010
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Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Note "it" can, depending on the circumstances, refer to either the dick or the match.
Guy: "Will you make me a sandwich?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
Girl: "Go shove a match in your dick and light it!"
Guy: "Should I light the match or my dick?"
by CowManCheeseBall September 9, 2012
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In a competitive gaming environments, and two players are playing a match, when one player loses and percieves his loses to be a result of a bullshit, whack, gay, stupid, or retarded event decides to rematch or rechallenge his opponent. The following match is called a grudge match. The player who lost in the previous game considers himself better and is deemed to have a grudge against the winning opponent.
In a competitive gaming environments, and two players are playing a match, when one player loses and percieves his loses to be a result of a bullshit, whack, gay, stupid, or retarded event decides to rematch or rechallenge his opponent. The following match is called a grudge match. The player who lost in the previous game considers himself better and is deemed to have a grudge against the winning opponent.
- The Duc vs. Sanford money match at Evo 2006. The match was to be best 4/7, and once Duc lost, he believed that he was the fair victor, grudge matched Sanford to a game 8.
- 1hitcombo is notorious for his grudge matches vs. middle kingpin at Xmen vs. Street Fighter. The two players have grudge matched each other no less than 30 games at a time, each believing himself to be the better player, and always attesting their losses to bullshit.
- 1hitcombo is notorious for his grudge matches vs. middle kingpin at Xmen vs. Street Fighter. The two players have grudge matched each other no less than 30 games at a time, each believing himself to be the better player, and always attesting their losses to bullshit.
by K` March 17, 2007
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