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pulling a madeleine

A state of the art escape mechanism when one finds themselves in sticky situations.

To perform, you can do one of the following:

a) barrel rolling out of a window (make sure it's not more than one story)
b) run away at a good pace as if you were winning a race
c) run away at a jogger's pace
d) run away as if your life depended on it, as if an angry dog was chasing you or you were being pursued by law enforcement.

* the fourth recommendation is strongly suggested *
Girl 1: um, do you just want to take a nap, or should we do something else?
Boy 1: i know what we can DO, but lemme take a shower first...
Girl 1: ok, go do that
(Boy 1 leaves, making a perfect get away)
(Girl 1 grabs all her stuff, runs out the door, and is never seen again)
(Boy 1 comes out of the shower) Boy 1: aw, man! That's what you call pulling a madeleine!
by Queen Mildred November 22, 2009
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Alexander and madeleine

this is not a joke alexander and madeleine i shsip them lolllll
i ship alexander and madeleine hehehhehehe
by jowl1265 October 12, 2021
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National madeleine day

Hey, it’s national madeleine day! (Overheard on March 27th)
by CapitolRecordss March 27, 2021
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dirty Madeleine

A girl how is so hot and can get any guy she wants with a snap of a finger! she can put it in and out at any time.
a yo did you hear about dirty Madeleine? she's really good.
by I.dont.know.what.to.put.:) October 28, 2020
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madeline/madeleine

okay. whoever names their kid “madeline” it’s not pronounced madelyn/ madilin/ madilyn. your child’s name is MAD-I-LINE
okay madeline/madeleine ur name isn’t pronounced “madelyn” your name is “MAD-I-LINE”
by fuepueta April 28, 2020
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Kylie & Madeleine

2 People you could never let go, one is crazy, one is sweet.
by pvriku November 8, 2023
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Madelaine

Once you get started on Madelaine it’s very hard to stop.

Madelaine is very much like a drug, just beautiful and in a body.

Madelaine is the definition of perfect, if you don’t know what perfect means, look it up.

It’s very rare to see a Madelaine. Her home base is veggie grill.

I would DEFINITELY want to be her, and so would you.
AHHHHH MADELAINE IS PERFECT!
by Madspetsch June 24, 2019
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