A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.
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Yusef: "Every time I poop I masturbate real quick because if I’m already gettin rid of stuff I might as well finish the job."
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A sexual act in which, after yelling "Timber!", one person penetrates the other's anus with a fresh baguette.
If I give you a French Lumberjack in the middle of a forest and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Kisha was giving me some great head, I called her a dirty slut and she took it the wrong way and gave me the Russian lumberjack leaving me cockless.
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