your local old man

Local old man: That guy who sits in the library and watches porn on the library pc

Friend: damn look, its that local old man again
Me: oh yeah, he prob just watching porn
Friend: your local old man is weird

by Lars Pedersen January 30, 2020

Marion Local

Marion Local is made up of an itty bitty collection of church congregations that all go to the same school. Everyone you encounter is probably blond with blue eyes, semi tall and all have the same birth defect. All the guys egos are bigger than their dicks. The girls are loose lipped (take that as you please) bitches and their band sucks. The “town” also has a cult symbolized by the Flyer on their driveway. What the fuck is a flyer anyway?

“I heard there was a football game at Marion Local this weekend...wanna go”

“Ehhh I’m good...I’d rather not see us get beat by those inbred assholes again”

by Floobies8008 October 26, 2020

local celebrity

n. One who can no longer live with relative anonymity.

a local celebrity is a person locally famous but relatively unknown beyond a given locale.

i.e. the new kid on the block, the most popular person in school, weathermen.

by Goodbudz April 10, 2009

local58

I F Y O U R E S C A R E D T O L O O K, W E ‘ L L L O O K T O G E T H E R

Local 58was a news channel on YouTube that revealed strange videos, it ran and is still going. It’s most notable video is “don’t look up.” Local 58 is believed to be a news channel that was hjacked by aliens.
James: Have you heard of Local58?
Gary: Yeah, it’s the spooky shit

by TJC(Hazel And Mori) April 19, 2019

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

localhost

The adress who point at your computer from your computer (loopback) kinda like 127.0.0.1

Some Windows program connect to localhost, and if you have a firewall enabled, you could get alert saying that something want to connect to localhost

DUDE, there is a guy named localhost who is trying to hack me!!!!!

by w00t March 2, 2004

Lola

Lola is an amazing and wonderful person. She is stunning. She seems like a cold mean bitch but once you get to know her she’s the nicest person ever. There’s nothing she wouldn’t do for the people she loves. She would take a bullet for you. She has an amazing smile and her laugh can make anyone laugh. She has the cutest dimples and green eyes. She has a dirty mind and swear a lot but that’s what makes her her. She always asks if you okay but just once wishes someone would do the same. No one really knows how sad she is or what she goes through. She’s the funniest and is always up for an adventure. She’s brave and confident. She isn’t afraid to speak the truth. She will always stand up for you. If some one hurts someone she loves they better start running. You don’t want to get on Lola’s bad side. She is an amazing person and any guy/girl would be lucky to date/know her. She’s the best girlfriend and bestfriend.

Guy 1: Lola’s such a bitch

Guy 2: that’s only cause you don’t know her

by Lollzzzzzzzzz October 27, 2019