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Couch Locked

When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.
Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"

Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."

Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
Couch Locked by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 10, 2008
Related Words
loked loked out lokedawg Loked up Lokedec lokes Locked In locked Lokesh loled

Luked it 

(Verb)
Continually completely screwing up beyond recovery without learning from previous mistakes
That guy sure did Luked it
Luked it by Chika Chikaa April 5, 2014
AH SHIT!, josh you loged!"
loged by jordan burger April 27, 2011
Lokela, Hawaiian for Famous Warrior and Roger.

Lokela attacks all the things without fear. He has the confidence to get stuff done when things get tight situation, the leadership to train those who strive to grow, and the discipline to continuously produce a high quality product.
Heather: Lokela is a f***ing liar.
Kevin: He gets stuff done though.

Nut Locked 

Unable to bust a nut. Such reasons may include, but are not limited to, impotence, blue balls, edging or orgasm deprivation. May also occur due to high frequency of repetitive wank sessions that the nuts are spent and unable to keep up and only able to dry nut.
I edged myself all night last night and in the end I got nut locked.

That ho cock teased me all night and I got nut locked.

i think i looked cute wbu

when you feel insecure about your physical appearance so you say that you look cute to make u feel confident, but all you want is just for people to compliment you
hey look at this picture of me in this outfit, i think i looked cute wbu *nervous laugh*