A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.
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Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.
Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.
1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."
2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."
2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"
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"Timmy and I play Second Life and then we watch reruns of our middle school graduation while masturbating."
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Take a moment and think about how we got here.
What series of decisions brought us here.
You need to change your way of thinking to get out of this one.
Take a moment and think about how we got here.
What series of decisions brought us here.
You need to change your way of thinking to get out of this one.
Jane: Imagine my sugar daddy abandoned me in the club when his wife called him.
Janes friend : Jane, see your life
Janes friend : Jane, see your life
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Get the see your life mug.A social life is a serious condition that involves an excessive amount of time spent with others. Some symptoms include friendships, partying, sexual relationships, and sexual intercourse. Social lives are dangerous because they can create a loss of video game progress, an important form of development, and they cause a gradual loss of fine-motor skills that are critical for gaming. People with a social life often drink excessively, which can cause a higher amount of alcohol in the blood. Sexual intercourse can dangerously result in sexually-transmitted diseases. These are just some of the many symptoms of a social life.
Diagnostic Criteria
The sufferer is often referred to as a "noob" in online games.
The sufferer spends too much time with others.
The sufferer has stopped masturbating as much.
The sufferer has a compulsion to spend time with others.
If you, or someone you know online is suffering from a social life, do not worry, there are many therapeutic procedures that can cure the victim of a social life. One method of therapy is online gaming. The sufferer will quickly lose the social life. Another method of therapy is Internet pornography. These are just some of the many procedures to cure a social life. A social life is a serious condition that can be easily cured.
Diagnostic Criteria
The sufferer is often referred to as a "noob" in online games.
The sufferer spends too much time with others.
The sufferer has stopped masturbating as much.
The sufferer has a compulsion to spend time with others.
If you, or someone you know online is suffering from a social life, do not worry, there are many therapeutic procedures that can cure the victim of a social life. One method of therapy is online gaming. The sufferer will quickly lose the social life. Another method of therapy is Internet pornography. These are just some of the many procedures to cure a social life. A social life is a serious condition that can be easily cured.
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