An absolute douche of a person, a total dickwad, the kind of guy that buys Spanish Fly from online shops.
“Who’s that fuckin idiot at the end of the bar who keeps pointing at chicks and screaming ‘Titty fuck that bitch?” “Don’t know some Ball Lick Mahoney wandered in from Tard city.”
by Mr doses September 5, 2019
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Get the Cerberus Lick mug.A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.
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by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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Get the Lick-her License mug.Much like a salt lick, it is the act of a girl(preferably acting as though she is a deer, not completely necessary though) licking your penis like a salt lick. aka a BJ. With less blowing, and more licking.
Bro 1: Yeah dude, this chick was all over my dick. She performed a professional penis lick! She was just licking it... It was weird.
Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
by catsRlife July 4, 2009
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Get the lick it before you stick it mug.a point in someones hair, usually on the fringe which is permently up. It is impossible to put down even with gel.
by D G FELLA January 9, 2009
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