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Laugh Lines

My friend "Pudding pop" thinks she has laugh lines from laughing all the time
by LiokoM8 February 10, 2015
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Laugh Lean

That pose girls do when taking a group photo before going out for the night. One or more people stand posing for a photo lined up facing the camera; often taken full length to show the OOTD. Everyone laughs and half leans slightly forward on cue whilst maintaining an attractive posed position. The result is a "candid" picture showing you're having the best night of your life with your BFFS.
Hey girls act natural. Do a laugh lean!
by dukerobert June 25, 2019
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Laugh, Laugh

I hate to say it, but I told you so

Don't mind my preachin' to you
I said, don't trust 'em, baby, now you know
You don't learn every thing there is to know in school
Wouldn't believe me when I gave advice

I said that he was a tease
If you want help you better ask me now
So be sincere, convince me with a pretty please

Laugh, laugh, I thought I'd die
It seemed so funny to me
Laugh, laugh you met a guy
Who taught you how it feels to be
Lonely
Oh-so lonely

Don't think I'm being funny when I say

You got just what you deserve
I can't help feeling you found out today
You thought you were too good, you got a lot of nerve
Won't say I'm sorry for the things I said

I'm glad he packed up to go
You kept on bragging he was yours instead
Found you don't know every thing there is to know
Laugh, laugh, I thought I'd die
It seemed so funny to me
Laugh, laugh you met a guy
Who taught you how it feels to be
Lonely
Oh-so lonely

Before I go, I got to say one thing
Don't close your ears to me
Take my advice and you'll find out that being
Just another girl won't cause you misery
Don't say you can't get any boy to call

Don't be so smug or else
You'll find you can't get any boy at all
You'll wind up an old lady sitting on the shelf

Laugh, laugh, I thought I'd die
It seemed so funny to me
Laugh, laugh you met a guy
Who taught you how it feels to be
Lonely
Oh-so lonely
by Death Menace May 23, 2023
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Laugh and Jokes

Elision of For a Laugh and Jokes
Abbreviation: L&J's
Made by Cal Griff (by accident)

1. To do something for the hell of it.
2. To show when you aren't being serious (or when you are and don't want shit about it).
1. A. Wanna go to the fair tommorow?

B. Nah, that's gay?

A. C'mon, for laugh and jokes?

B. Ok

2. A. Shut up you fat bitch!

B. What?

C. Harsh!

A. Laugh and jokes!
by battybumcheese May 11, 2011
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Laugh Riot

When a bunch of Fucking Idiots sit around laughing and someone of far higher rank does all of their work because he is the only one who does any work, even though there are others who play Mah-Jong all day.
I try to accomplish my job,however, I am forced to do the job of subordinates becaus they are having a fucking laugh riot.
by Joe S. Ragman April 15, 2007
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Laugh Lunch

To vomit, to be sick, to regurgitate
I ate so much i laughed lunch all over the carpet
by Wise Man July 11, 2003
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laugh-jacked

When someone steals your joke and uses it to get their own laughs.
(Thurs)

Lisa: "Man, Tracy Jordan is so stupid-smart!....I just made that up!"

(Fri)

John: "I've been using stupid-smart all day, and BTW, I just submitted it to the Urban Dictionary!"

Lisa: "WTF?! You totally laugh-jacked me!"
by dubble-dee April 19, 2011
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