Kidisting

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidisting me?

by Anna Craig October 5, 2019

Kicking Puppies

To turn away a nice person that wants to date you; friendzone; just friends; platonic;

Called kicking puppies because the person who exposed their feelings is going to have their hopes crushed by your denial.

Commonly associated with the phrase, "You're a nice guy, but..."

"There are so many guys attracted to her that she'll have to get used to kicking puppies."

by timeMuse February 4, 2013

Cunt Kicking Carnival

Where the are you are in is prominently full of females you hate, you may wish to initiate a cunt kicking carnival. Thus sprinting at full pace towards each female kicking them whole-heartedly in the cunt.

A successful Cunt Kicking Carnival will see at least 5 women left infertile, numb and incredibly swollen around the vaginal area.

Those fucking lesbians are stood in are part of the playground. Time to initiate a Cunt Kicking Carnival .

by Big Jonno October 16, 2008

kicking it chewbacca style

Relaxed.

Origin: The user andistarve of GaiaOnline has a weekly web radio show entitled The WTF Show, during which he charged the listeners with the duty of spreading the phrase.

The term refers to Chewbacca's very nonchalant, laid back attitude.

After the game we headed back to my pad and were just kicking it Chewbacca style.

by Sub Zenyth June 11, 2005

kicking the wall

verb: (To masturbate/to kick the wall)

Meaning to masturbate

Helen enjoys kicking the wall

by Helez May 29, 2008

kickstand

When your penis is so long, you can lean forward on it and balance yourself like a kickstand.

That boy isn't kickstanding! He can pogostick on that fucking thing!

by Jimmy the Lametoothed Rhinosaurus. October 8, 2003

Kicking the can down the road

What politicians do to our National debt. Instead of resolving it, they refuse to address it and instead borrow more.

The Republicans and Democrats both borrowed a ton of money and put the government further in debt. This is what we call kicking the can down the road. Guess our children's children will be paying this one off.

by Egirl Rhyann June 29, 2020