Dirty keto

When you use coconut oil as lube and an avacado as a ball gag while two guys destroy both of your holes.

Beaver: I ran out of avacados so my date couldn’t even give me a dirty keto

by That_little_mexican_boy January 18, 2019

James Keeton

A guy who has an enormous sack. Not only is this sack massive, the balls within are so small they barely resemble anything.

A James Keeton is the name given to the smallest ratio of ball size to sack size ever measured.

Hey man, that guy has a James Keeton. I didn’t realise it actually existed

by Definition 124726638 July 1, 2019

Shop Keto

When you miss spell shooketh

I was absolutely Shop Keto

by Gusgus9876 July 30, 2019

Dirty Keto

It’s a Dirty Sanchez but performed on a vegan

Last night he gave me a Dirty Keto, did I mention I am a vegan?

by Sludvigs July 30, 2022

Jayson Keeton-Harris

He will steal your girl. He will get your mom. He loves your dog. He loves your cat. William Evans also sucks at Fortnite.

Jayson Keeton-Harris is a cool, honest, respectable, and not annoying guy.

by Istealyourgirl05 September 27, 2022

Jayson Keeton-Harris

Does his work, Plays Cod, Loves women, gets women, william evans sucks

Jayson Keeton-Harris is amazing

by Istealyourgirl05 October 11, 2022

The Keto Gods

A group of deities aligned to help souls of the mortal plane through first world problems.

I pray to the keto gods the line at chipotle goes smoothly

by cooperhydroblaster November 2, 2023