Kettering Five

Da infamous group of shady-mechanic goons who conspired to make hand-crank-start engines obsolete.

True story: da "Kettering" and "Keating" characters were both named "Charles"; said similarity is what gave me da idea for da "Kettering Five". So da five cohorts under Kettering's self-starter regime might have been:
Alan Crankston (Google da real names yourself --- I ain't got time to 'splain all da puns to ya :P)
Dennis DeConvenience
John Generator
John McChine
Donald W. Regulator

by QuacksO March 13, 2026

Katerina

Katerina is the most amazing, thoughtful, kind, sweet girl you will ever meet. She lights up the room when she walks in. She is super funny and great company. She will always be there for you when you need her. She's also madly in love with her ex. But that wont stop her from trying to get into a relationship but she keeps fumbling like a dumbass. Anyways Katerina is amazing nonetheless and she should be your perfect next girl!

Person A- "wow Katerina is so attractive she is gonna be my new girlfriend and I will marry her and give her my passwords to everything and I will never leave her"

Katerina- "YIPPIE"

by ox_light January 16, 2025

Sierra Katerina

A beautiful, blue eyed, intellectual woman. She has natural thick curves and any guy is lucky to breathe the same air. She is one of kind when it comes to telling detailed stories and being there for her friends. She’s the life of the party with a kind soul but also super feisty. She has the most beautiful smile and a natural glow that surrounds her which becomes contagious. Never let her go it’ll be a mistake you will live to regret !

I met Sierra Katerina today, aka the girl of my dreams.

by Kcaprice November 23, 2021