Knuckle Penis

The act of pretending that the knuckle of your hand is a stubby penis. This act is performed to shock onlookers.

One performs this act by covering all but the knuckle of one hand with the other hand, and placing it over one's genitals.

Knuckle Penis is usually performed over clothes, but it is not unheard of to perform the act underneath clothes, and have only the knuckle exposed through the fly.

"On no, Pops is doing knuckle penis again!?"

Knuckle Penis by EyeBall November 11, 2005

knuckle walker 

Usually offensive term referring to a person of a race further behind in evolution, pertaining to the fact that humans evolved from knuckle walking apes, and to the generalisation that all of these people walk with a gangsta style hunched-over gait with arms dangling towards the ground.

Also refers to the species of apes which walk using thier
feet and knuckles.

Hello city zoo? I'm not sure whether to call you or the police about this bunch of knuckle walkers who claim to be a gorilla unit or g-unit that is terrorising the local civilised people with their savage behaviour.

knuckle walker by Frank Rizzeaux October 1, 2007

knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise 

After dropping a load in a woman's mouth, make her spit it out into your hand, then slap the shit out of her with it.

When Beth kept complaining about being hungry, I fed her a knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise and it took care of both the hunger and the complaining.

knuckle sandwich with extra mayonnaise by saltynutbag February 20, 2010

Knuckle Pwn 

verb; to slap someone or something with the back of the hand or knuckle region. also known as a bitch slap.

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"The pimp knuckle pwned his hoe for not having his money on time."

Knuckle Pwn by Patty Vorasane November 14, 2007

knuckle soldiers

When you catch your cum in your hand.

Casey: Did you come inside her?
Bed: No, those ended up becoming knuckle soldiers.

"Nobody likes you, your father should have made you a knuckle soldier."

knuckle soldiers by captain asshat. February 7, 2010

Knuckle Dart 

To drill a girl in her brown eye with your middle knuckle to entice her to let one in the tradesman's entrance.

After shy Lori wouldn't give up her backdoor, i flipped her over and gave her the knuckle dart. She instantly succumbed to temptation and gave me my brown wings.

Knuckle Dart by TheBrownMadHatter December 15, 2011

Knuckle Joe 

Knuckle Joe, Probably known as Joey, or Joesph.
(A) Knuckle Joe would be a common Fighter, Using such moves as, Risen Break, Smash Punch, Bulken Jab, Spin Kick, and more..
Knuckle Joe would be described as a short elf with a large temper. A different side though to a fighter would be that Joe has a large Heart that beats for his burning desire, not a Romantic but sure can impress the ladies with looks, charm, and smile. Knuckle Joe, with the blonde stiff locks and fiery temper can be VERY Obnoxious but he can be easy to live with, or be along side with, once you get to his good side, he could be the sweetest most loyal, Kid/Teen to be around, Joe does not start off shy, that's for sure.!~

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Knuckle Joe by Sammiiie July 24, 2012