Johan

Chinese chappri boy living in india

sells momo in day
takes dick in night

I like to eat from johan
I like to give to johan

by Dormanor June 5, 2024

Johan and Rina

the best andre n cat duo you’ll ever see 😉

Someone : omg Johan and Rina r so cool 👍

by ikogalcm May 15, 2022

Johan

Cutest, most adorable, kind hearted, sweet boy you'll ever meet

Me: Reject me so I can get over you
Johan: no.

by Mommycoogie November 20, 2021

karl-johan

Karl-Johan is a person who is a famous badmintonplayer from sweden. He is often using a femail bodylangue. He is also a very akward socialy talanted man. He is very afraid of animals and can not laugh. He is awsome.

Oh, I should put some Karl-Johan in My toast!

by //Nosen October 14, 2017

Pullin a Johan

When u hit a stationary object while driving a car and blaming it on an elderly person.

My friend can’t drive for shit he was pullin a Johan.

by GayNigger101 August 2, 2025

Karl-Johan

A nickname given to someone, whose behaviour is insanely idiotic. Often said in a joking manner.

Person A: That Elias guy is an idiot!
Person B: Yeah, a real Karl-Johan

by Aabank April 11, 2017

Johan

A name of Scandinavian origins, usually used for men. It is a shortened version of the biblical name Johannes, and most famously Johannes the baptist.

Usual conversations involving the name Johan includes: "Wow Johan you really have a couple of good ol' normal arms right there" and "High five Johan!" followed by "Nice, you're so good at high fiving"

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly February 4, 2019