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jobbies on toast by shmelliottmack September 27, 2010
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jabbie
a Normie, NPC, etc. who decided to receive an injection in 2021 for drugs which were still in clinical trials until 2023, for an illness with an over 99.99% survival rate in under-70's.
In lieu of payment for participation in this great experiment, they were satisfied with strong feelings of social validation reinforced by mainstream media outlets, as they signed away all possibility of claiming liability in the case of injury or death (reports of which currently outnumber the cumulative reports of any and all vaccines ever administered for which there is record-keeping available).
This new class of drugs which they took so proudly and boastfully never actually had animal trial participants survive past year 2 or 3 as they eventually succumbed to the effects of Antibody-Dependent Enhancement ( archive.ph/qF31n ) and the typical "fact-check" sites at the time also could not provide any evidence of animal studies lasting more than 1 year in duration.
If jabbies are lucky, they now have a subscription-service immune system they will have to pay off for the rest of their lives to Pfizer/etc. who will sell them some patented anti-bloodclotting or immune support medication which counter-acts the spike protein injection they were initially tricked into taking.
In lieu of payment for participation in this great experiment, they were satisfied with strong feelings of social validation reinforced by mainstream media outlets, as they signed away all possibility of claiming liability in the case of injury or death (reports of which currently outnumber the cumulative reports of any and all vaccines ever administered for which there is record-keeping available).
This new class of drugs which they took so proudly and boastfully never actually had animal trial participants survive past year 2 or 3 as they eventually succumbed to the effects of Antibody-Dependent Enhancement ( archive.ph/qF31n ) and the typical "fact-check" sites at the time also could not provide any evidence of animal studies lasting more than 1 year in duration.
If jabbies are lucky, they now have a subscription-service immune system they will have to pay off for the rest of their lives to Pfizer/etc. who will sell them some patented anti-bloodclotting or immune support medication which counter-acts the spike protein injection they were initially tricked into taking.
jabbie by yuri_bezmenov October 11, 2021
jobber ramen
Extremely cheap generic or store-brand instant Japanese noodles (usually sold for $0.50 or less per package) of inferior or questionable quality and/or flavor. Derived from the professional wrestling term "jobber" (a performer who is perpetually assigned to lose; a performer lacking in the skills or charisma needed to become a top talent, often relegated to wrestling in opening matches at the beginning of shows) and the Japanese word "ramen" (an adaptation of a Chinese phrase that means "pulled/stretched noodles").
After I was laid off during the dot-com crash, I lived on jobber ramen for six whole months.
What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.
What? You're eating Sapporo Ichiban? Lucky bastard...all I can afford right now is jobber ramen.
jobber ramen by Sean Wilkinson January 27, 2003
Jobber Jabber
Jobber Jabber by sweet jesus July 7, 2006