The Jeweler

For women: When you are having sex with a guy you don't like, have them place anal beads in your ass and when he is about to cum, have him yank the anal beads out of your ass quickly, making you shit all over him.

Rember that asshole Brian that cheated on me? Well I gave him the jeweler last night.

by russiandoc April 12, 2010

skee-jawed

Crooked or askew.

(Used literally) “The screen-door was all skee-jawed and wouldn’t close properly.”

(Used figuratively) "The skee-jawed idea that a ballot measure will do anything to speed up the Marina Center project is rather asinine."

by agokee32 February 21, 2012

Jewel

a gem, nice girl, bubbly, chill & everyone loves.

Damn that girl is such a jewel.

by jakewill June 12, 2016

Whopper-jawed

Anything misalligned or moved out of or away from where it is supposed to be. Usually two objects that normally fit together in one manner that for some reason no longer do so.

"I tried to get that bolt out of the bumper of my truck after the crash but it was whopper-jawed as fuck, so I hit it with a hammer until it came out".

by Benji Koontz May 23, 2006

jewd

When one is conned into paying much more for a good or service than it is actually worth.

"I was jewd by that rabbi who charged me 5 cents for a blessing; what a bastard!"

by Paul John March 26, 2005

jeweli

The most prettiest girl ever!!!! SHE HAS BODY GOALS! No one better step in her way she will beat ASS! She is so caring and knows how to make a smile. The guy who has her is a lucky man! Her eyes will sparkle up the night with perfection, everyone needs a jeweli

James: "woah did you see that girl"

Nick: "yea, thats jeweli everyone wants her!"

by Delana.duhh May 7, 2018

slap jawed faggot

Somewhat commonly misheard line from Predator, Slack jawed faggot, due to the amount of tobacco in Blain's mouth combined with other noise in the scene and less than great audio quality.

Don't you just hate people who misquote that famous line from Predator as slap jawed faggot?

(From the script of the movie Predator)

Blain: Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me.

by Chrisgbk May 1, 2007