Highland Park New Jersey

A small suburb next to New Brunswick that has no night life and to many hipsters. It is also about 90% jewish.

I went on vacation in Highland Park New Jersey, to take a nap.

by Zombie Face Killah May 24, 2013

Jersey Shore Douche Bag

One who acts like a dip shit off of the "jersey shore" I.E. anyone who is a tool that calls them selves the "situation"

The sitiuation from jersey shore is a jersey shore douche bag

by thats right mofo March 19, 2011

New Jersey Paper Route

A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.

After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.

by Poor Woobie March 11, 2008

jersey shuffle

Crossing more than 3 lanes of traffic in a vehicle without pausing or using a turnsignal, usually to get to an exit.

That b***h sideswiped me tryin' pull a jersey shuffle.

by bdguyjersey April 2, 2006

Jensen Shuffle

When a drunkard proceeds to get tremendously inebriated or black-out drunk and wanders away from a group of friends, drinking establishment, or watering hole and "jensen shuffles" their way home. Often the shuffler will pass by a fast food restaurant or street meat vendor only to find the food mangled the next day in their home.

Brian: Where did Cole go last night?

Tyler: I don't know, I think he jensen shuffled home last night.

by Superhighme June 3, 2011

Jersey Wahoos

One of the shittiest pools you will ever lay eyes on. Hell hole for people who swim here year round. Quite honestly one of the most drama filled teams you will ever meet. Has a guys team filled with assholes. Once you are there you can never leave. Known for sucking the lives out of innocent children. All the nice girls here eventually turn into hoes.

Boy: "Man that girl slept with him and his friend"
Boy 2: "Damn she must be from Jersey wahoos."

Friend: "Wanna go out tonight?"
Swimmer: "No i have fucking swim practice at Jersey Wahoos"

by summerlists August 23, 2009

Jersey Shore

Shit

Jersey Shore is complete shit.

by Michael Douglas & Sons & Sons May 11, 2011