Jellion

A very humorous short overweight Caucasian male. Used mostly as a slang term in the south to describe a funny fat guy.

"Do you see that guy over there? He's totally a jellion."
"Yeah that guy is hilarious! His tits are bigger than mt. everest!"

by Grandmas butthole September 5, 2017

Jello Eater

Slur for Mormons. A portion of the United States covers Utah, Southeast Idaho, and parts of California, Nevada, and Wyoming. This area has the highest density of Mormons and have highest Jello consumption in the United States. Jello is also the state snack of Utah.

That Jello Eater is so brainwashed, he eats nothing except Jello. Damn church tactics.

by 1973memes with helicopters September 6, 2018

Jellivated

A word used to describe an exciting moment, or an exciting activity, that one might say is lit and or fun. Used when something is cool. Not to be confused with jellified, this word has nothing to do with being jealous.

James: Are you going to put some jelly on your toast?
Jasmine: yes, its about to get jellivated!!!

Jessica: Dude you're so jellivated
Mike: Jellivated beyond belief

Sara: *seeing a friend at a sporting event* "OMG Sean! I cant believe you are here too, small world"
Sean: Wow Sara, this is so Jellivated!!!

by jcpowa October 23, 2018

Jello Troll

An elementary school lunch lady who is stingy with the dessert portions.

"Ms. Brenda loaded me up with them green beans but only gave me a tiny slice of cake. She is such a jello troll."

by Morty Nickels 2.0 February 21, 2019

Jell-O shotting

When your partner tries to give you a blow job but you can’t get hard.

I gave Fernando a blow job but he couldn’t get hard so, I ended up jell-O shotting him.

by Hogo duh pogo August 22, 2019

airing out my jello

Adjusting the A/C in your car to point at your vagina, airing it out

When I drive my truck, I'm always airing out my jello when its hot.

by jakethedog123 November 28, 2013

Launching The Jellies

To pick up dead jellyfish (and other sea animals) on a beach, usually for community service purposes.

"Why were you at the beach yesterday?"
"I was just launching the jellies!|

by spaceunderscore May 1, 2023