Jan 1

Poop on the bathroom floor day

Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day

by Cacaboy1534 November 23, 2020

Mrs. Jan

A middle-aged substitute, that wears a sexy police uniform and spins a prop baton as she struts. She has a high pitched voice and takes "here ma'am" as a compliment, when said during roll call.

Boy 1: ''Is that Mrs. Jan?"
Boy 2: ''Yeah, can't you tell by the sexy police halloween costume in July?"

by Mrs.JanetJan August 24, 2018

Jan 1

It’s fucking New Years

Bob: what’s today?

Jill: ITS FUCKING JAN 1st

Bob: but like is there something special today

Jill: YEAH ITS NEW YEARS YOU IDIOT

by Wtftherearenonames February 21, 2021

jan-ole

Jan-Ole is a smart-ass, cute and fxcking good looking person who can bring anyone to smile... To have him as boyfriend or bestfriend is a gift from god. He will always helps you and be there for you.
He knows that he's sexy af and yeah.

"Holy shit he looks fxcking sexy!"
"I know him.. He's a Jan-Ole.."

by Itsnotmebitch February 19, 2017

jan Misali

Mitch's name in toki pona. It's also his youtube name.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know jan Misali?
Guy 2: Nope, never heard of that.
Guy 1: You should check out his videos!

by w1kee June 6, 2020

jan hammering

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.

Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.

by E W Cooke April 10, 2010

jan 18

National fuck you day!

Ay bro, fuck you

you saying that cuz it’s jan 18?

by Someonetookmynameso January 29, 2020