sam

sam sucks nuts. nobody really likes sam, he says unnecessarily mean things for no reason, and hes gay as hell.
you're friends with sam!?! i bet hes offered to suck your dick
by WhenTheDead July 31, 2022
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Jan

Jan is THE guy. You tell a girl you're friends with jan, youre getting laid.

chances are jan fucked your girlfriend AND her mother.
Why is jan such a mothafuckin pimp
by WhenTheDead May 22, 2022
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