muffin jamboree

A muffin jamboree is a party or social event where the poon to penis ratio is in a majority favor towards the poon spectrum, in laymens terms the opposite of sausage fest

Billy: I felt real uncomfortable last night
Johny: Why bitch (as he puffs on his cigarette)
Billy: I showed up at this party last night and the cooch to cock ratio was way off balance in favor of the cooch
Johny: Bitch you was at a "muffin jamboree" now quit being a biotch and make me a sandwich!

by Dr. Thomas Jay September 19, 2005

jabongas

This term refers to large breasts

That girl has some really nice jabongas.

Excuse me madam but your jabongas are brushing against my shoulders and it's giving me a woody.

by johnson l October 17, 2006

Chav Jamboree

The informal gathering of various chav indivudals and groups outside a magistrates court. There's the inevitable pissed abusive chav dispensing idle threats to passers by and onlookers (perhaps on a 'Chav Safari'); the lone Chav looking for someone with a light for his cigarette; the chirppy (I've been 'ere every day this week) group of Chavs); Chav bints and sluts etc all wearing obligatory uniform - United Colours of Chav (Burberry, white jogging bottoms, shell suits etc). In combination when the collective mass looks like a brilliant bright spectacle of urban decay and hillarity this is known as a jamboree.

(Driving past the Magistrates court in Stafford) - f'cking 'ell there's a cracking chav jamboree outside the spanner's court today! did you see the state of the f'ckwits!

by Dr Hans December 15, 2008

jabookie

a person of EXTREMELY african descent. To be a jabookie, they must have an accent, coal black skin, and real african garb.

DAYMMM look at that spear-throwin jabookie run!!

by PrettyPiggy September 26, 2010

Jabon

Is a personality test where you give someone the word jabón to pronounce. If pronounced wrong usually: Jah-bon. Then they are a full fledged jabon.

I gave my brother the jabon test. He failed when he pronounced JAW-BON. Shame

by Jabon League January 19, 2009

jagbomb

A jag bomb is an alcoholic drink that contains a shot of Jagermeister with Red Bull. It really fucks you up since the Red Bull is full of sugar and caffeine, and the Jag has a ton of alcohol in it. You won't know whether to run around like an idiot or stand still and start weaving. Believe me, you'll feel like doing both.

I need 20 jagbombs! (Thows a $100 bill on the bar.)

by Cyson November 16, 2006

jaboner

to have a massive erection that is very noticeable. You know the kind you get when you sleep over your friends house house with the hot mom and you sneak into her room and smell her bras and panties. Or when you see OBAMA

saying boner but being sneaky about it

man dont look at my pants unless you wanna see my jaboner.

i was smelling you moms panties and i got a jaboner

sym: errection, boner, tits, dike, fag
ant: niggers

by Adolf oliver nipples123 January 23, 2009