JMO

JEW ME OUT the act of jewing sombody out. The act of being stupid uncool or an asshole...usually to a friend

Oh my god he just JMO'ed!! for example you flip off a teacher...a friend or someone says MR teacher!! HE just stuck his middle finger at you!!! you get detention.

by HASANT February 21, 2010

Junior JMO

Junior Jerk me off. Smaller than the average Jerk Me Off.

That guy Bob's son is a real Junior JMO, just like his JMO father.

by jmo76 June 1, 2009

JMO

A Jmo is someone who has a butt as big as JLo's, but isn't going to lose a guy like third period spanish.

Dude that chick is so hott, she is such a Jmo

by JMosexy1128 April 13, 2006

JMO

The act of dumping weed killer over elderly ladies lawns in order to get revenge for an imagined or inconsequential slight.

She sent me a letter about my garbage cans so I pulled a JMO.

by LaricaOthamh December 17, 2012

JMO4

A concoction of four different berries (blueberry, strawberry, cranberry & raspberry) blended with the finest vodka (Grey Goose) to create the JMO4....patent pending

The perfect way to start First Friday off is with JMO4...creep on fellas

by TimmmmmyBoy August 3, 2010

jmoose

A person with a strong leadership, can be trusted and totally honest. Has many secrets than nobody can identify or truly understand. Has a large penis amd woman will do anything for it. He loves to be in social media and is friendly and chill with anyone. And if he trust you, do not lose it. He is an awesome, OG, Type of person amd will do anything to succeed at what he believes in

Oh my gosh it's jmoose he's the realest nigga of them all.

by Urban_Dick-Tionary definer February 27, 2016

jmoff

having to be jerked off by with small hands and a magnifying glass

Alex enjoy being jmoff'ed to handle is tiny pecker

by Alex jmoff May 6, 2017