Israel

A Jewish state that is in the same location as the ancestral Jewish homeland Judaea. The land where all Jews are indigenous to— even Ashkenazi Jews, who traveled to Europe after being exiled from Judea by the Romans who renamed the land Syria Palestina in an (obviously successful) effort to deny Jewish history.

The home of the destroyed first and second Jewish Temple, which was covered up by the Al Aqsa mosqu in an effort to deny Israel’s history.

A land archeology reveals Jews and Hebrews have inhabited for millennia.

A land where all people live with equal rights
Jew, go back to where you came from!

Okay, I’ll pack my bags and go to Israel 🇮🇱
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1. A place where Jews lived for 2000 years until the Romans killed them all and then Arabs settled there
2. A country in the Middle East
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Dude Jesus is my favorite European figure!’
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Jesus is from Israel and he wasn’t white you dumb fuck!
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I am israel.

In 1917, I came to a land without a people for a people without a land. The people who were here had no right to be here & I showed them they had to leave or die, razing 400 Palestinian villages, erasing their history.

My people committed massacres & became Prime Ministers. In 1948, M. Begin slaughtered the inhabitants of Deir Yassin, including 100 women & children. In 1953, A. Sharon slaughtered the inhabitants of Qibya & in 1982 arranged for our allies to butcher around 2,000 in the refugee camps of Sabra & Shatila.

Carved in 1948 out of 78% of Palestine, dispossessing inhabitants & replacing them with jews from Europe & elsewhere. While the natives whose families lived on this land for thousands of years are not allowed to return, jews from all over the world are welcome to instant citizenship.

In 1967, I swallowed the remaining lands of Palestine - East Jerusalem, West Bank & Gaza - I placed their inhabitants under oppressive military rule, controlling & humiliating every aspect of their daily lives. They should get the message that they are not welcome to stay & join the millions of Palestinian refugees in the shanty camps of Lebanon & Jordan.

I control American policy. My American Israel Public Affairs Committee can make or break any politician. All the forces of the world are powerless against me, including the UN as I have the American veto to block any condemnation of my war crimes. As Sharon so eloquently phrased it, “We control America”.
I am israel.

I influence American mainstream media & the news is tailored to my favour. I invest millions of dollars into PR representation & CNN, New York Times & others have been doing an excellent job of promoting my propaganda. Look at other international news sources & you will see the difference.

I will negotiate peace but will only let you have your municipalities while I control your borders, water, airspace & anything else of importance. While we 'negotiate,' I swallow your hilltops & fill them with settlements, populated by the most extremist of my extremists, armed to the teeth. These settlements will be connected with roads you cannot use & you will be imprisoned in your little Bantustans between them, surrounded by checkpoints.

I have the world's fourth strongest army & possess nuclear weapons. How dare your children confront my oppression with stones, my soldiers won’t hesitate to blow their heads off! I have killed & injured mostly civilians & have the mandate to continue since the international community remains silent. Ignore, as I do, the hundreds of Israeli reserve officers who are now refusing to carry out my control over your lands & people; their voices of conscience will not protect you.

I have bullets, tanks, missiles, Apaches & F-16s. I place your towns under siege, confiscate your lands, uproot your trees, demolish your homes & you still demand freedom? Don’t you get the message? You will never have peace or freedom because… I am Israel.
by ashkenazi anti zionist November 22, 2023
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This word has been put up by ridiculous antisemite who seems to know nothing of history - as if it’s an actual word. It in fact is not- it is made up. Anyone with a brain would know this. However, the world ISRAEL, is a tiny country that most people would not be able to point out on a map it is a country of peace loving people who are fighting the worlds fight again terrorism and getting the blame for it.
Example 1: Wow Israel is actually fighting against the terror group Hamas for the benefit of the whole world Only an idiot would consider blaming Israel for what is happening in Gaza

Example 2: 7.10.2023 in Israel biggest massacre since the Holocaust where 1400 people were slaughtered in one day
by ISRAEL IS THE WORLDS HERO December 28, 2023
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An apartheid-nonexistent state that stole the land of Palestine by force in 1948. Israel is not a state, it is simply a term used by zionists to use a group of Jews and their emotions for their (Zionists') personal gains, perhaps the 500 billion dollar gas in Gaza (gas-a).
Israel is not real. Israel dehumanizes innocent children and white people in the USA. Israel thinks that all of humanity is to serve the zionists only.
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Israel is a democratic state were jewish people and Arabic live in peace, but scared from the Palestinian threat. This is the only democratic state in the middle East, with good education to both Arabs and Jews. There are Arabic people governing with the Jewish people on that land. Muslims work at respectful jobs like doctors, lawyers and so on. Israel is the only place in the middle East that has pride parades, and the tel aviv pride parade is the largest in Asia. Israel is the only Jewish state, and the only state the Jewish community is actually safe in because nazis try to kill Jewish people in modern westernized countries (like France where a pro Palestinian waited on the doorstep of a Jewish woman and injured her badly, and the USA where those nazi fucks killed a jew.) Israel is also a land of reach history for the Jewish people.
"How nice it is to spread love in Israel"
"How fun it is to live in Israel
" Israel is under attack'
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Israel

Israel is a democratic state were jewish people and Arabic live in peace, but scared from the Palestinian threat. This is the only democratic state in the middle East, with good education to both Arabs and Jews. There are Arabic people governing with the Jewish people on that land. Muslims work at respectful jobs like doctors, lawyers and so on. Israel is the only place in the middle East that has pride parades, and the tel aviv pride parade is the largest in Asia. Israel is the only Jewish state, and the only state the Jewish community is actually safe in because nazis try to kill Jewish people in modern westernized countries (like France where a pro Palestinian waited on the doorstep of a Jewish woman and injured her badly, and the USA where those nazi fucks killed a jew.) Israel is also a land of reach history for the Jewish people.
"How nice it is to spread love in Israel"
"How fun it is to live in Israel
" Israel is under attack'
by Factsforpeace November 13, 2023
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