Irate Iranian

After ingesting many foul smelling foods you have explosive diarrhea on your partner while mating. Then while covered in your diarrhea she makes you a three course meal and irons your clothes all while you beat her black and blue. It is acceptable too if you perform this on your daughter. If you're feeling especially romantic you take her out back and put her down like old yeller with an AK-47. This act is common place and widely loved by many women in sandy countries.

Woman 1: Wow Habib really gave it to me last night.

Woman 2: Your bruises are so beautiful. Your husband must really love you.

Woman 1: What can I say? I just explode when he gives me the Irate Iranian.

by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023

Iranian Plummer

When making the sex and you work in a fist and a foot into someone's ass. Plunging so deep and hard, as if you were pumping for oil.

Bro, I still can't wash the smell off from when we teamed up and gave that rando an Iranian plummer last week.

by DigitalYokai December 25, 2025

Iranian Helicopter

An iteration of the normal helicopter which is a sex move in which the performer spins his/her dick in a circle repeatedly to imitate the blades of a helicopter. In this variation however, after around a minute a 2nd performer will light a firecracker aimed at the helicoptering dick. The helicopter-er will ejaculate at the moment the firecracker explodes which will make the semen “dissapear”

Even though that Iranian Helicopter sent my boyfriend to the ICU, it was totally worth it.

by DrakeIsAPredator May 19, 2024