Airplane Insomnia

A god-awful condition that absolutely prevents a person from sleeping on an airplane. This is usually caused by crappy, itchy seats, obnoxious seating neighbors who think their needs are more important than yours and their spoiled kids, bathroom lines, close proximity to a bathroom, not enough bathrooms in the plane, first class bathroom off-limits to you when there aren't enough bathrooms on the plane, charging actual money for year-old meals on the plane, and making you pay actual money every time you visit the bathroom, making airlines one of the first industries to put the price on a bowel movement.

Ralph sat a row away from the economy class bathroom, thinking about the empty first-class bathroom he'd been physically barred from nearly an hour ago. He'd had to take a shit for nearly an hour now, and the business class bathroom had been occupied non-stop for the entire flight. He decided to sleep, and just when he was about to dream, the fat spoiled brat behind him kicked the seat squeeling because his seat reclined upon his decorated seating space. Ralph realized he had airplane insomnia.

by Nonolith July 13, 2012

insomniac servers

Insomniac servers is one of the 'formerly' greatest communities minecraft has ever seen. This was during what was known as the 'classic' version if the game.

Since that time the servers had slowly dwindled down into an extremely small group of players, yet are now on the rise again, gaining more consistent, great players often!

Friend 1 - "Want to go play on the Insomniac Servers?"

Friend 2 - "No."

by Dwerg April 23, 2014

Insomnia

That word that High Schoolers/College Students use when they are up too late, but really has nothing to do with the actual disorder.

omg dude I'm up at 3 in the morning, I totally have insomnia.

by iH8U March 13, 2012

insomniac maniac

Usually exists in hostel or dormitory.

A person who had difficulty to fall asleep, and disrupts his/her roommates' good night sleep.

My roommate always stays up at night, switching on his jukebox playing Justin Bieber crap and becoming a nuisance. I didn't get enough sleep and ended up having insomnia.

What an insomniac maniac.

by chrno August 14, 2010

insomnia

The inability to sleep. A disorder.

It's 2:05 AM and I'm still not slightly sleepy, yet I got up early this morning. Maybe I have light insomnia.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 17, 2003

insomniagnostyslexic

A contraction of the words: insomnia, nostalgic, and dyslexic. It means a person who cannot sleep due to sentimental drama brought on by words.

After reviewing the will left by his former wife, the poor man became an insomniagnostyslexic.

by abab October 14, 2005

Insomniacs

The coolest group of people in the universe... People who do good deeds, go on crazy adventures... and like Coffee way to much. Insomniacs do not sleep much, because they don't need sleep, And when they do it is on each others beds during a cuddle session. Each Insomniac is accompanied by a little pet, we like to call a Septopod*.

We are who we are , and we are THE INSOMNIACS

"... Dang I was chilling at the Saturday market and The Insomniacs walked by!, I was like OMG WTF THOSE KIDS ARE SO COOL!"

by Yvonne Paige April 24, 2008