invested interests

Wall Street firms, big banks, and hedge funds who continually manipulate the financial system, news media, and politicians for their benefit.

The bailout of Bear Stearns is just another case of the invested interests getting what they want.

by Daryl Montgomery March 24, 2008

Invertebrella

A condition that an umbrella can suffer in a sudden burst of strong wind. Sometimes the condition can be reversed and the umbrella can be saved. Typically the umbrella ends up in the trash and the owner of the umbrella ends up soaked and angry.

Lynda enters the house soaked...

Marty: Whoa, you're soaked! Don't you have an umbrella?

Lynda: I did, but the wind got hold of it and flipped it inside out. I tried to bend it back, but it just broke, cut my finger, and I got soaked. It's in the in the trash.

Marty: Bummer. Bad case of invertebrella huh?

Lynda: What?

by m_piet September 2, 2009

Invertebrate Troll

(N) A cowardice forum troll with extremely low self esteem who no votes others people's posts yet rarely if ever responds with a post of their own.

It seems like all my posts are getting no votes but no one has the balls to respond! It must be the work of Invertebrate Trolls.

by Funmunke August 19, 2013

Inverted dickle

The polar opposite to getting a male erection . The penis crawls in on itself to hide . The penis moved into a position polar opposite to erect .

Samantha rubbed against me . She is so ugly and repulsive , I got a inverted dickle

by Bigchubby July 7, 2021

inverted bracelets

the mark left behind from cutting wrists

kid 1: did you hear about Marcus? he's got inverted bracelets
kid 2: oh shit, we should <insert emotional support>

by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer October 10, 2021

Sports invest

The investment of funds, paid to a bookie, betting on the outcome of a sporting event

"I need some extra cash, hmmm, i know, i'll throw three hundred bucks on the Melbourne Storm against the Panthers, that has got to be a lock of the week"

by Phil Bailey April 14, 2005

Napoleon Incentive

When one's own self inadequacies lead one to be more ambitious and successful. Similar to the Napoleon Complex, which states that one of short stature may be more aggressive and domineering. It is named after Napoleon because he was of short stature, but was massively ambitious and successful, which many shorter men have to do in order to make up for their short stature.

Brett suffered from the Napoleon Complex and was bitter. His friend, Dave, had a Napoleon Incentive and decided to become more confident and funny to compensate for his height.

by SithLordTrevor November 2, 2021