intelligence

something that has a complex unto itself. it can never leave itself alone if IT thought it was intelligent, nor stop bagging themselves out about how smart/dumb they are. like a height complex, but with intelligent instead of tall

i guess i have no intelligence if i'm insulted

by laughingidiot March 19, 2009

Artificial Intelligence

Descriptive phrase used to describe people who think they're smart but aren't.

Michael always uses hyperbole and lacks any evidence when arguing a point. He's absolutely the worst case of artificial intelligence.

by shwag007 July 28, 2018

Artificial Intelligence

A new found intelligence possessed by somebody with a smartphone who can now do a Wikipedia lookup and then spout the Wiki info.

Now that Idiot Jim has a smart phone he has Artificial Intelligence.

by Mr David March 5, 2011

Emotional intelligence

Can change your personality depending on who you are with

Nigga: Omg she’s so fake I hate her
Hoe: Um actually you can change your emotions/actions depending on who you’re with. It’s a sign of emotional intelligence and as long as you are yourself it’s not being fake.
Niggas: 🤡🤡

by buttBuddybrandi July 28, 2019

Artificial Intelligence

Is in fact an extended degree of responsiveness on the part of a machine to fulfill it's purpose. It is a toaster that notes that the toast is darkening very quickly but the setting is on light brown. It is a car's service light coming on because an unexpected condition that might otherwise be missed by the owner could very well cost him thousands in repairs.

This new line of car has an artificial intelligence built in designed to anticipate how a passenger could be harmed and counter in such a way as to make nearly any accident on the road not just survivable but nearly harmless to the passengers.

by Scotchman April 13, 2010

intelligence

What AYB lacks, despite all his claims of cerebellum superiority. This douche thinks the center of the universe revolves around him and his 'fame' on urban dictionary.

I think that prick should be beaten with his own shoe for the lack of intelligence he shows with his 'fluent' definitions.

by Alistair Crowley May 5, 2003

Intelligence

Something you don't have

I have almost everything, oh yeah, besides intelligence.

by Rachel Claire May 19, 2017