To be either (a) infected with an overwhelming love of science or (b) to contract an unidentified infection as a direct result of an overexposure to a scientific object or event
Nerd Girl 1: I have such a girl boner for that guy Sheldon from Big Bang Theory! I think I must have a science infection.
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Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
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Nerd Girl 2: I was in the lab last afternoon working on an extra credit project for Mr. Blumpkin's AP Chemistry class and I leaned over too far and burnt my mosquito bites on the hot side of from the Bunsen burner and now I have a heinous science infection
by daftthetachipunk February 12, 2014
Get the science infection mug.it is when you wipe your ass so hard with a babywipe it goes up your ass and damages your anal cavity
Jerry: Ah dude the other day i got the worst babywipe infection ever
Tom:Oh shit what made it so bad
Jerry: It made me shit vomit
Tom:Oh shit what made it so bad
Jerry: It made me shit vomit
by anal rectifier November 21, 2017
Get the babywipe infection mug.Very painful infection in the testicles. May have moderate to severe pain. Medical help is strongly suggested for proper diagnosis.
Why are you looking up medical conditions on a site mainly used for modern day slangs?
Why are you looking up medical conditions on a site mainly used for modern day slangs?
Man 1: Oh shit I think I got testicular infection!
Man 2: Go get a doctor to properly diagnose it!
Man 1: AAHHHH GOD IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!
Man 2: Go get a doctor to properly diagnose it!
Man 1: AAHHHH GOD IT HURTS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!
by Piggy_Master603 June 22, 2019
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by Candice Infection February 18, 2022
Get the Candice Infection mug.a condition in which someone stops responding to anything except the movement/sounds of their computer, tv, or other electronics- in other words, complete infatuation with electronic media so as to be completely oblivious of ones surroundings.
Me: Hi Bella, good morning.
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!
Bella:(narrator) Not answering, headphones on, watching youtube video that isnt funny for the millionth time
Me: You didnt even respond at all! You have complete media infection!
by Mimono July 23, 2010
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Get the Kentucky Yeast Infection mug.A member of a company or office job who is obnoxious or unbearable most of the time with a result of making you want to mix Jack Daniels with Vicoden everyday.
May: Oh dear Lord, why did they hire that women? She doesn't even do anything, when she does she throws tantrums and bitches.
June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.
June: Oh I know, she's such a staff infection.
by surrrra June 13, 2007
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