inchant

Stupid fucking idiots that don't know how to spell "enchant" and also spell coords as "quords" even though English is LITEARLLY their first language.

dumb sheit: hey can you tell me the quords tot eh villagers i need to inchant armor
ceo of cock: actually stfu you have dyslexic btich

by poopybutt69420 December 9, 2022

inCHIdent

Charles Leclerc and Max Verstappen’s 2012 karting incident was a historic moment as it laid the foundation of one of F1’s biggest rivalries.

Following the collision, Verstappen blamed Leclerc entirely for it as he said then,

“No, he is just unfair. I am leading. He wants to pass and he pushes me. And I push him back and after that, he pushes me off the track. It is not fair”

Then Charles Leclerc replied to reporter with his cute accent , and claimed that was inCHIdent.

“Nothing, it was inCHIdent”~ Charles Leclerc

by Xie Yuan October 27, 2023

Shoe itchy

Some joke someone came up with that’s a nickname for Shuichi Saihara from Danganronpa V3:Killing Harmony that people use a lot and it’s actually funny

“Kæyædæ and her boyfriend shoe itchy”

by MisakiiChan March 15, 2021

An Inch

An Inch is huge, easily the largest measurement known to man, an inch can do a lot, it really can. I’m simply lost for words typing this just thinking of the Colossal size an inch brings.

Don’t worry about what the girls say, listen to the boys, an inch is huge.

by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 2, 2023

9 inches

What a man says when hes to embarrassed to say his real size

"How big are you?"

"....9 inches"

by ADemperado January 22, 2009

penis inch

A fraction of an inch, because men often exaggerate the lengths of their members.

If, on average, a man with a five inch penis claims it's six inches long, then a penis inch is 5/6 of an inch.

The window is forty penis inches wide, but really it's only three feet.

by Johnny Rocker October 1, 2009

one inch wonder

The one inch wonder is a wang that is 1 inch. It's not as good as the 2 inch tornado, but it beats the half inch disaster, but then again, it will never beat the quarter inch killer.

Hey look at that kid with his one inch wonder acting all cool and shit, he wished he had the quarter inch killa.

by quarter inch killaz r c00l yo January 10, 2006