by Jordanmm25 February 12, 2018

noun.
To not be able to sleep for long periods of time,
A.K.A Hell on earth, the limbo between life and death, the ground zero, the pearly gates just leaving you waiting to see if the angels let you in.
To not be able to sleep for long periods of time,
A.K.A Hell on earth, the limbo between life and death, the ground zero, the pearly gates just leaving you waiting to see if the angels let you in.
Person A: Dude, I slept like a baby last night, how about you?
Person B: I have insomnia/ I’m an insomniac, go fuck yourself gently and slowly with a chainsaw you piece of shit.
Person B: I have insomnia/ I’m an insomniac, go fuck yourself gently and slowly with a chainsaw you piece of shit.
by MexicanEdddddi >:p June 30, 2025

When you want to sleep but you cannot sleep and you end up cracking lame jokes to your funny, beautiful friend.
by Van>emad September 1, 2019

tall as fuck. tiktoker/wordhunt god with 2 black earrings. rage quits alot. scary. calls ppl sped (does not like me and calls me sped). inventor of 4 scale. attracted to abgs. comments on 99% of tiktoks. works at 3x speed. has good fashion sense.
by user385011 November 22, 2021

It’s 2:33 AM and I couldn’t sleep, so I’m now on Urban Dictionary trying to come up with a definition for insomnia, a word that really describes me rn.
by Pialinist June 11, 2020
