When a man lies down on the couch spreading his legs and putting them onto a table then having the girl give him head.
by tittyfuck1234 January 7, 2009

by Rstam May 21, 2019

Gypsy Ikea
When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023

The combination of DMT and LSD. Smoking DMT while under the influence of LSD. Effects are confusing, but factory/assembly line-like imagery seems frequently to be a part of the experience.
"Doing the Ikea flip was an interesting experience, but I'm not sure I'm gonna try it again. It's just too weird. Really confusing.
by MrOatmeal May 29, 2019

The Swedish church, and the best meatballs in the whole world
And I hate to break it to ya, but those words aren’t Swedish, you know the names on the furniture in IKEA, yeah, those words are not real. Sorry.
And I hate to break it to ya, but those words aren’t Swedish, you know the names on the furniture in IKEA, yeah, those words are not real. Sorry.
Well where do you wanna eat then?
No you decide
“Other food places” “more other food places”
No not any of those
WELL YOU CANT SAY NO TO IKEA MEATBALLS
you are right! I love you!
(See? IKEA makes the impossible possible!)
No you decide
“Other food places” “more other food places”
No not any of those
WELL YOU CANT SAY NO TO IKEA MEATBALLS
you are right! I love you!
(See? IKEA makes the impossible possible!)
by Ligmafighter69420 October 3, 2019

An ikea flat pack box is a term given to a disabled person whos joints like knees, shoulders, hips and jaws can pop out of there sockets with ease. This can be used as an insult or description however this does depend on said situation.
"oh hey do you know jack" - Person 1
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2
by LazZzZz July 13, 2021

Person A: “insert location here”
Person B: “Bro don’t look it up, it’s an IKEA roll”
Person C: “Thanks bro, didn’t know where that lead!”
Person B: “Bro don’t look it up, it’s an IKEA roll”
Person C: “Thanks bro, didn’t know where that lead!”
by MercuriX November 1, 2021
