IKEA Mafia

A nickname given by Number Five for three Swedish brothers sent by the commission to kill the Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy, the more formal and more official term for them being "The Swedes"

"You can either stay here and wait for the IKEA Mafia to come back to kill you, or you can come with me"-Five, telling Viktor to leave the farm

by GeodeShark July 30, 2024

Ikeaing

Still shopping in Ikea.

Sorry love! I am still ikeaing.

by bestmanoftheworld August 31, 2022

IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions

Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.

by Rstam May 21, 2019

Ikea Sale

When a man lies down on the couch spreading his legs and putting them onto a table then having the girl give him head.

IM GONNA IKEA SALE YO ASS!!

by tittyfuck1234 January 7, 2009

IKEA

IKEA - Sweden Furniture company. Zhan Yeskendir - most popular cupboard from catalog.

- Did u see my IKEA cupboard?
- No way! That's Zhan Yeskendir shit!

by d.amangeldy November 22, 2021

IKEA

An IKEA is a furniture store from Sweden,

IKEA has good food

by Melfan222 April 19, 2024

I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

by Churty1 August 2, 2022