if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

spelling a word in the urban dictonary with just a

hey guys! if you spell applesauce with just a you can call it AAAAAAAAAAA

by Summer_fnafbreach April 10, 2023

if i could fly

that one direction song that two gay girls sing to each other, because that song defines their relationship and means the world to them because they are endlessly in love with each other

if i could fly i'd be coming right back home to you

by gayvodka November 17, 2018

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin

How a black man explains that he only has sex with white women.

Guy #1: That fine ass black chick was all over you at the party, why didn't you try and get at that?
Guy #2: Cuz if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin... nahmee?

by tendervittlebit October 6, 2011

if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."

If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.

by Adam7172 September 17, 2016

If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?

A phrase heard in the Pink Floyd song, "Another Brick in the Wall". Extremely funny.

Son: "Mom, can I have some pudding?"
Mom: "You haven't eaten your meat yet."
Son: "But mom!"
Mom: "Son, you know that: 'If you don't eat yer meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?"
Son: "Don't be quoting Pink Floyd on me again..."

by DuBois April 7, 2006

if its a hole its a goal

literally every hole in the human body is a place for a man to stick his cock.

usally said in jest, but some sick people mean it

"oh dude, i can't belive you fucked her in the ear"
"If its a hole its a goal!"

by hsdd January 11, 2009

if it ain't broke, don't fix it

The old school version of predictive maintenance.

One of the quickest ways to break something is to fix it when it ain't broken.

by Downstrike December 14, 2004