Hyperbate

The act of masturbating in maximum overdrive

Her: wow, you can jack pretty fast!
Him: just wait till i shift into.. MAXIMUM HYPERBATE!

by Oogallyy Boogally August 26, 2017

Hyperbooting

An electronic device that is stuck rebooting over and over.

I can't play Call of Duty. My router is HYPERBOOTING.

by TechDippy March 5, 2020

Hyper-Bole

Hyper-Bole: The pronounciation used when you don't realise that the correct pronounciation is Hy-PUR-Be-Lee .

Oh my god I don't believe you don't know what Hyper-bole is. Wovlerine knows what Hyper-Bole is!

by LAN75 February 5, 2013

Hypercolor

like colour at hyperspeed, too fast to see

"did you see that van, it was hypercolour!"

by hex_ten December 3, 2003

hypermiler

A Hypermiler is someone who drives 37.2 MPH on a interstate so they can save $0.75 cents on gas over the course of a week. They have no regard for anyone else or their time.

Hypermilers present a clear danger to to traffic by creating an unanticipated obstruction by simply driving well below the posted speed limit and expected speeds for a given road.

That hypermiler just caused an accident with a bus full of nuns to save fifteen cents on his daily commute!

by ABadCaffeineTrip June 24, 2008

hyperblastic cunt

Just a special kind of asshole; that girl who leaves your ass on read.

Wow, Brooklyn just kicked a puppie; what a hyperblastic cunt.

by JOSEPH SETH ALLEN ZIMMER JR. January 31, 2018

hypermodernism

A paradigm based on the phenomenon that nihilism can mimic postmodernism (intersubjectivity) but intersubjectivity cannot mimic nihilism.

This phenomenology leads to the conclusion that nihilism is appearance (emergence (aesthetic)) and nihilism is-is aesthetic (nihilism is meta-aesthetic).

Meta-conclusively, nihilism thus becomes function; and meta-aesthetic is action (first-action), consciousness, and time itself.

Hypermodernism turns Paul Fromm's static duality from being and having to being and representing (mimicking).

by metawave March 25, 2019